Episode 10:
Third PoP
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Julia: We're midway through this third week of Zero Privacy and so far nothing has been short of entertaining! With wild fights, humorous moments, and thrilling competitions, this season has given us everything.
Julia: At the start of this week, girl power finally took over the house as Rebecca won her first HoH Competition! Go gurl! With that win came her nominations, and Rebecca decided to nominate her old rival, and I mean old literally, Arthur!
Julia: With no shock there, another shock happened elsewhere, as almost out of no where, Rebecca's ally Roxy was named the second nominee of the week! But with the PoP tonight, who knows where this week will go?!
Julia: With lines drawn between alliances, tension growing amongst friends, and old enemies battling it out to stay in the game, there can't possibly be room for privacy, right?...
Nope! That's why we're called...
ZERO PRIVACY!
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Fabian: I have something very personal to confess, it's took my a lot of bravery to finally admit it- and I have struggled with accepting it for a long time... but I feel like I need to tell someone. I... Like... Vegetables! You heard me right, I like Vegetables! At first I wasn't convinced, I mean meat is SOOOOOOO good and fish is delish! But... since we haven't had any and I've took to trying it... it actually tastes... pretty alright! Who'd have thought that I'd be looking forward to a nut casserole? I know, it's crazy. This house does some weird sh*t to people.
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Emery: So, Rebecca?
Rebecca: Mhm?
Emery: How many tomatoes did you want me to cut?
Rebecca: As many as you want, really. It's only for the four of us.
Emery: I'll do four then... One each.
Rebecca: You know, I've always wanted to go vegetarian.
Emery: Oh yeah? Thinking of joining the club?
Rebecca: Yeah! I wanted to see what it's like and if I could do it. Besides, I don't fully approve of how animals are treated in our society... Though, no time felt like the right time to start.
Emery: Well, I'm glad to be able to finally share my ways with people. People like Fabian always seem to stick their noses up at the vegetarian options so it's nice to-... Oh no! I think I dropped my contact in the salad!
Rebecca: Uhhh, Em... You're wearing glasses, not contacts.
Emery: Oh! Yeah. Right... Then I have no idea what I'm thinking... Or seeing... Or doing! Heh!
Rebecca: Emery, you don't cook much, do you?
Emery: Not a single bit! No.
Fabian: So, Germy my dude-...!
Germy: -I am not 'your dude'.
Fabian: Firstly, don't interrupt! You are now my dude... And secondly, are you ready for some painful grub?
Germy: Why do you people expect me to spend daily time with you but you treat me the way you do?
Fabian: What do you mean?
Germy: Look... We're clearly not friends. I am NOT 'your dude', yet you are trying to get some response out of me.
Fabian: Hey. Lighten up. Maybe I just wanna be friends and all friendships start somewhere.
Germy: Why DO you want to be friends with me?
Fabian: And why DON'T you want to be friends with ME?
Emery: And why didn't my salad turn out like I thought it would?
Rebecca: Boys, your vegetarian lunch has been served!
Fabian: Oh god. Let's call it a truce until we survive this?
Germy: Deal.
Rebecca: Hey! It's honestly not that bad! Give it a try!
Fabian: *gulps*... Oh man. What d-do you call this... stuff again?
Rebecca: Mushroom and walnut gnocchi.
Fabian: Sounds absolutely repulsive.
Rebecca: Oh, grow up! It's delish!
Fabian: Well, here goes nothing... *takes a reluctant bite*
Rebecca: Oh man! These turned out even more delicious than I thought!
Emery: Eh... My salad not so much. I forgot to put dressing on it.
Fabian: ... That was... Absolutely...
Fabian: FANTASTIC! WHO KNEW THAT VEGGIE STUFF COULD TASTE SO GOOD?!
Emery: Eh... Depends if you know how to cook...
Rebecca: I know right! It makes you wanna keep eating veggies, right?
Fabian: I wouldn't push it, nothing can replace meat my friend... But DAMN this is good food! Have I been missing eating this stuff my whole life?
Emery: Hey, for some of us this IS our whole life. Hahaha.
Fabian: I always thought vegetables and stuff were just an occasional side, or stuff to ignore while you're at a BBQ.
Rebecca: Not every dish has to have meat in it. There are heaps of dishes that you can make that vegetarians can enjoy. You should look into it, you might surprise yourself.
Fabian: I already did. Now Germy, eat your food! It's great.
Germy: Pffft. You can't tell me what to do!
Fabian: I'm not telling you what to do, I'm just advising strongly without giving you an option to disagree.
Fabian: Now eat your vegetables!
Germy: Make me!
Fabian: Don't tempt me, Frodo!
Germy: Ugh. I just happen to HATE salad, with a passion, and thus, I refuse to eat this. Besides, you're not my mother, you can't tell me what to do.
Fabian: No, but Shannon could. She's apparently like her.
Germy: Who the hell told you that?!
Fabian: Jeremy, eat your ****ing vegetables.
Germy: Ugh. You all are the WORST!
Rebecca: Would you do it for me, the HoH?
Germy: *sighs*... Fine.
Germy: *eats a small mouthful*
Rebecca: See that wasn't so hard! It's nice, right?
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Germy: It was ****ing terrible. Get me out of this house, please.
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Kayle: See! And I always thought you had to milk the almonds yourself!
Roxy: Hehe! No, that would be ridiculous... And expensive.
Kayle: You're right!
Roxy: Hey Kayle?
Kayle: Yessssssssssssssssssssss?
Roxy: Thanks for comforting me this morning about the nominations. It's actually really hard to deal with.
Kayle: No problem, Rox-Fox! I'm here for you!
Roxy: I'm glad to have a good friend in you, girl! Sometimes Henry isn't the best at keeping me level-headed.
Kayle: Oh you bet! Though, I'm just pretending to be your friend in order to get together with Henry...
Roxy: Wait, what?!
Kayle: Just kittens!
Kayle: Although, I'm totally into his rock hard abs!
Roxy: Oh stop! I bet you still think I'm crazy just like everyone else does.
Kayle: Pfft! I am the Queen of Crazy.
Roxy: Ha! More like the QUEEN of Crazy!
Kayle: That's literally what I just said.
Roxy: I know, I was like just saying it louder so that like-...
Roxy: Henry... Could... ...
Kayle: ... Henry could what?
Roxy: OH.
MY
GOD!!!!
Roxy: HENRY?! OMG OMG OMG?! WHERE THE F*** IS HENRY?!
Roxy: Where is he?! Where did he go?! OMG!!! I can't see him ANYWHERE!
Kayle: Oh my goodness... I am so sorry. We'll find him. H-he didn't like... Grow legs and walk away? Did he?
Roxy: Kayle! HE IS A ROCK! They don't grow anything... Except an everlasting friendship in my heart. *starts to sob*
Roxy: I-I... I can't. I don't know w-what to do. H-he... We-... I've never been ANYWHERE w-without Henry.
Kayle: I'm sure he's around here somewhere. Don't worry, Roxy. We'll find him.
Roxy: I-I... Someone did this! Someone has done this take him from me! Just like they took your hat week one! Someone is sabotaging me!
SOMEONE STOLE HENRY!!!
Arthur: What is all that racket 'bout?! Y'all are always so loud! I gotta turn mah hearin' aide down all too often. Learn to use y'alls inside voices!
Arthur: I mean, we're eternally stuck in here until our inevitable executions, so y'all might as well speak at a quie-...
Roxy: YOU!
Arthur: Me?
Roxy: YOU DID THIS!!!
Arthur: Like usually, sweetheart. I don't have a clue what y'all are talkin' 'bout! I was in here, payin' respects to our fallen comrades buried here in these graves, and y'all came in here screamin'!
Roxy: Don't you DARE play dumb with me, old man! You're always around the trouble in this house. When something goes wrong, it's ALWAYS you.
Arthur: I ain't done nothin'!
Roxy: Well this time you've gone TOO FAR! I swear to GOD when I get Henry back, if he is hurt in any way, eviction will be the last thing you'll see!
Arthur: Hmpf! Jokes on you, eviction is the last any of us will see after the murder us!
Kayle: Alright... Tense situation... You know what to do Kayle... Back away slowly.
*Kayle backs away slowly but bumps into the pumpkin*
Kayle: Ah! Oops.
Pumpkin: *Evil witch laughs* HARHARHARHARHAR!
Kayle: Awkward.
Sean: Dude, you take forever with this game.
Tristan: Hey, I'm a natural game player. I'm always in it to win it!
Sean: Oh what, you're not gonna let me win? It might earn you some brownie point, you know.
*Sean winks jokingly*
Roxy and Arthur: *muffled yelling through the walls*
Tristan: What the heck was that?
Sean: That sounded like Roxy, yelling about something major.
Tristan: That's not just a regular Arthur fight, that sounds bad. I'm gonna go see what's up.
Tristan: What the heck is going on in here?!
Kayle: Ohhhhhh, gurlllll...
Kayle: Those shoes are NOT fashion friendly. I must take them before any more crimes get committed today.
Roxy: *crying uncontrollably* H-he... S-s-stole... H-Hen-Henry...
Tristan: There there. We'll sort this out, girl. Don't worry Rox.
Tristan: Arthur, how dare you!
Arthur: Hmpf. Always pickin' her side without hearin' mine. Typical of everyone in this house.
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Vanessa: Hello world! It's me, Vanessa Diva! Your pink haired, soon to be superstar! You all know that I'm already fan favourite housemate! But by far MY favourite housemate has to be Sean. Mmmf! That man is hot as hell!
I know you all think we'd be the hottest couple in showbiz! So I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, kay! I already know he can't resist this gorgeous body! He just can't keep his eyes off me! So you just know, that by the end of the week, we're gonna get together. Just wait my lovely Vanessa Diva fans! I will not disappoint you!
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Sean: ... Well... I can't exactly play this game by myself, can I?
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Sean: *sighs*... I miss my girls....
Arthur: Lousy. No good. Rotten... F***ers! No one ever believes me.
Sean: Uhhhh? Yeah, I think I'm gonna stay right outta this one. That dude screams nothing but drama.
Sean: Oh! Hey Vanessa.
Vanessa: Seaaaaan! Heyyyy! I totally didn't even see you there.
Sean: Haha!What's going on? Care to join me?
Vanessa: Oh, like totally! I'm not doing anything, and I love spending time with you!
Sean: Sweet! Let me just clean this up and we can start over.
Vanessa: Y'know, I was totally looking for you!
Sean: Oh, you were?
Vanessa: Yeah. I wanted to know what you're doing about this week's nominations. Who you're voting for if it stays the same.
Sean: Really? You were specifically looking for me to talk about THAT? Even though you didn't know I was here and claimed you were doing absolutely nothing.
Vanessa: Uh... Duh.
Sean: That doesn't sound like something you'd talk to me about so early in the week, or in general.
Vanessa: What are you like calling me like dumb or something?
Sean: What?! No, of course not! I don't think you're dumb at all! I was just confused.
Vanessa: Awww, that's so sweet of you! You don't think I'm dumb! Which must mean you think I'm pretty smart, right?!
Sean: I guess so. Hahaha... You really crack me up Vanessa!
Vanessa: Oh? I do?
Sean: Yeah, you can be so awkward sometimes, even though it's not in the image you're trying to portray at all.
Vanessa: Hahaha! You know me... I'm like totally awkward! The most awkward-est girl ever! Hahaha! Yep! Vanessa Diva, is like totally known for being so awkward. My ex-boyfriend totally used to call me Awkward Vanessa! But I'm like totally single now! Yup! Single! Look at me, open for love!
Sean: I feel like this is a whole new side to you. I've never seen you act this way... I swear you always talked about how popular you are with men because of how confident you were, you know, as a "strong, confident, and independent woman". You always gave the impression you weren't single.
Vanessa: Oh, I am all that and MORE, and I am DEFINITELY single. I can blow kisses at any man I want. Like this! *blows Sean a kiss*
Sean: Hahaha! I'm sure all the guys watching at home just fell in love with that kiss!
Shannon: *to self* Hmm...
Vannesa: Oh, but that kiss was for-...
Shannon: Oh! Hey guys! Are we playing that Llama game again?!
Vanessa: Um... There is no "we"... And we weren't even playing.
Shannon: Oh, so you sweeties don't mind if I join you then?
Sean: Of course not Shan! The more the merrier.
Shannon: Great! Did you want to start, Vanessa sweetie?
Vanessa: Actually, Shannon, I was having a PRIVATE conversation. So, no thank you.
Vanessa: I guess I'll just like... Leave.
Shannon: Oh... Sorry, would you like me to leave you be?
Vanessa: No. Like, don't even bother!
Sean: She sure is a character. Don't mind her, Shannon. She means well. She was just talking abo-...
Shannon: I saw the whole thing. Might I ask, from one parent to another, what the... Excuse me, heck... were you doing?
Sean: I'm sorry? I'm not sure what you mean.
Shannon: You know exactly what I mean. I know flirtation when I see it.
Sean: Woah?! Flirtation?! We were just joking around. There wasn't a single bit of flirting going on. Vanessa and I are just friends.
Shannon: Mhmm. Well all I can suggest is be careful. You'll thank me for butting in on this "conversation" later.
Sean: Riiight...
Tristan: Hey guys! I'd like to call a house meeting. It's very important.
Sean: This doesn't sound good.
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Tristan: Alright, that's everyone. Thank you all for coming here. Especially those who refused the first thirty times I asked.
Tristan: There is a pressing matter that we must address and Roxy here is going to tell you about what happened, Rox?
Roxy: I-I can't... I-I'm trying so hard to keep it together and keep smiling.
Tristan: Right, well. I guess I'll explain it then. To put it bluntly, someone has stolen and hidden Roxy's pet ro-...
Roxy: Friend!
Tristan: Roxy's FRIEND, Henry.
Roxy: *sobs uncontrollably*
Tristan: The only suspect, our beloved old friend, Arthur. Who was the only person seen in the room once Henry was discovered missing.
Arthur: I refuse to comment. I'm innocent but y'all are gonna take me outa context and turn against me for no reason anyway.
Tristan: If Arthur really is innocent, like he claims and we all don't believe, then that leaves me to believe there is only one reason for this disappearance. A twist!
We have a saboteur!
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Tristan: It dawned on me a couple weeks ago, when Kayle's hat went missing and we couldn't find it, that it was more than just a coincidence. The fact that Henry is now missing to confirms it. We have a saboteur, and while Arthur is a d*** and an unlikable guy, I think this is the work of someone else. My eyes go toward Emery. I just don't trust the guy.
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Kayle: That explains why my hat went missing! Boy, do I miss that hat!
Vanessa: Maybe it was like Paige or something! She could have totally stolen it!
Sean: But Paige got evicted before Henry went missing, so it couldn't possibly have been her.
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Fabian: You know, it was such a dumb suggestion to think it was Paige or Sonia. It's obvious that Vanessa isn't the smartest. However, I'm not counting her out of being the saboteur. She seems like the kinda gal to cause drama just for the fun of it.
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Sean: If I had to take one guess at the saboteur, it would have to be Shannon. The sole reason being, apart from Germy, she does a majority of the cleaning around the house. Every nook and cranny! So she could use that as a guise to really do some damaging sabotage around the house without anyone thinking twice about her! She's a smart lady, but I'm onto her!
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Roxy: *sobbing* I-It... It HAS to be Arthur. H-He kidnapped H-Henry! He's the saboteur!
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Kayle: It's Germy... Or Rebecca... Or Sean... Or Roxy... Or Arthur... Or Tristan... Or Fabian... Or Shannon... Or Emery... Or Vanessa... Or ZP... Or Henry! That's right, or maybe its KAYLE!!! MUAHAHAHAH!!!... What? I know I suggested everyone including myself, a cat and a rock. I'm covering all bases. Can't be wrong on national TV after I took that internship as a private investigator! How silly would I look!
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Julia: Everyone please come to the-... Oh. You're all already here.
Fabian: Surprise!
Julia: Tristan, Roxy, if you could please take a seat. It is time to begin this week's PoP Competition!
Julia: Rebecca, as this week's HoH, you will be competing in this PoP challenge.
Julia: As will our two rather enthusiastic looking nominees, Arthur and Roxy.
Julia: As well as three housemates selected by random draw... Shannon...
Julia:... Tristan...
Julia: And Sean!
Sean: Wow. I've played in every competition so far!
Julia: PoP Competitors, please head to the Arena!
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Roxy: Oh wow. It's dark in here.
Tristan: Reminds me of my vampire days...
Rebecca: Are we outside?
Shannon: Camping? No thank you! I prefer glamping... LOL!
Julia: Housemates, welcome to your 3rd PoP Competition: "The Great Out-Wars". Here is how it will be played! Each of you will be required to spend the night, metaphorically speaking, sleeping or hiding in one of these 6 bushes.
Julia: If at any point you leave your bush or it becomes too much. You can turn on your light and get out and head to the tent for a much needed comfortable sleep.
Julia: However, this is NOT an endurance challenge. You do NOT need to last the longest in your bush. The winner of this challenge will be the housemate who is closest to the average time of all 6 housemates without going over. Are there any questions? Nope? Let's get started!
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Julia: Housemates are you ready to play, "The Great Out-Wars"?!
All: No!
Julia: That's the spirit! Everyone in the challenges starts now!
*Loud crickets, cicadas, birds, and general outdoors-y sounds begin to play to stop housemates talking to one another*
Sean: Oh god. This reminds me of when I used to go out drinking and camping with my mates!
Shannon: Ouch! This is the complete opposite of glamping! My back is aching worse than it already was!
Arthur: Oof. This hurts mah back, spine, pelvis, arms, sternum, tibia, neck, ribs, clavicle, elbows and 7 of my 10 phalanges!
Rebecca: I have no idea where I am or how I got here.
Tristan: You know... This is surprisingly comfortab-OW! What just bit me?!
Roxy: My new friend, Barbara just engulfed me. I am one with the bush.
*The sound effects get increasingly louder*
Arthur: Did someone say somethin'?
Arthur: Did you say to get out because I just won? Don't mind if I do.
Arthur: Oh. I'm out first... Oops.
???: Yeah, I need to get out of here.
Roxy: Hopefully it's been long enough to win.
Roxy: JUST YOU?! Grrrrr...
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Sean: Woah! AH! I-... How did I get like this?!
Sean: I'm out... If I can somehow get out of here. Hahaha! I'm not even drunk!
Rebecca: This feels like it's been far too long. I think I'm getting out now before my back is permanently damaged.
Rebecca: Oh. Hey Sean! You got out just before I did.
Sean: Haha, yeah I must have... Oh hey you two. OH! It's you two. Alright, separate corners guys, lets keep it civil!
*The sound effects get excruciatingly loud*
???: I can't do this any longer! I'm out!
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Tristan: This is NOT an ideal sleeping position. Get me out of here!
Tristan: How are five of us fitting in this tent?!
Arthur: Move your leg!
Rebecca: You move YOUR leg!
Sean: Quit touching my legs!
Shannon: Alright, and that concludes Mamma Shan's time with nature. Never. Again. EVER!
Shannon: I'm last?! Awww... I hardly stayed in there. Guess I'm tougher than I look!
Shannon: Well hi everyone! Make room for one more!
Everyone: NOOOOOO!!!!
Rebecca: The challenge is over! We don't need to fit any more people in here!
Shannon: Well, I'm still coming in anyway! Make room for an older lady!
Julia: Alright, everyone out! The challenge is complete!
Sean: Getting out? That's a challenge in itself.
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Julia: Housemates! Thank you for waiting patiently during the PoP challenge, and for those of you competing, I hope you had fun!
We have calculated the results of the average time and the winner of the third PoP challenge is...
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Julia: REBECCA!
Rebecca: Oh! Yay! That's awesome! I knew I had good timing!
(Results At The End)
Julia: Rebecca, please stand and choose what you would like to do with your newly won PoP!
Rebecca: Well first, I would like to say that I've managed to do what the past two HoH's have done and consecutively win the PoP after the HoH. Yay me!... And secondly, I have chosen...
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Rebecca: Not to use the PoP. Simply put one of the nominees knows I want them gone, the other one knows the reasons I'm keeping them as a nominee and I feel sorry for that but that this is purely strategic.
Julia: And with that, our final nominees for this week are Arthur and Roxy! I will see you all next time for another live eviction! Goodnight housemates!
Julia: And with that, our final nominees for this week are Arthur and Roxy! I will see you all next time for another live eviction! Goodnight housemates!
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Arthur: Well, it seems that I'm once again nominated for execution. Only this time, everyone seems to think I'm some kinda double agent for the Germans! Not in mah army! Regardless, I gots a lot of campaignin' to do to get myself another week of livin'! I ain't wanna die this week!
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Roxy: Well, I didn't win for Henry and I'm still nominated. *sighs* But I'm up against the most evil-iest, rudest, nastiest, racist-iest... Saboteur that stole MY HENRY! He will pay! He is going home and not a single person will be on his side after what he did to my poor Henry! I will not rest until he gets his comeuppance! Mark my words! MARK THEM!
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Times:
Penguin - 14m 47s
Vul - 13m 19s
Average - 6m 4s
Yannik - 3m 33s
Tiger - 3m 3s
Kali - 1m 7s
Turner - 35s
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Contestants:
Arthur Nutt - Turner
Emery Ring - Lovesstorms
Fabian Romero - Smarties100
Jeremy Yuka - Twiddle3
Kayle McCarther - Ninjakid150
Paige Morgan - Alleenmens - 2nd Evicted (12th Place)
Rebecca Pierce - YJB19299
Roxy Callahan - Kaliko103
Sean Sierra - Tigerblu11
Shannon Mackmilton - Penguinwa101
Sonia Jobs - x_MG_x - 1st Evicted (13th Place)
Tristan Van Gould - M13Vulpecula
Vanessa Tomaz - Nani
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