Friday 18 December 2015

Zero Privacy: Season 1: Episode 15 - PoP


Episode 15

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Previously on Zero Privacy,
11 housemates entered the Zero Privacy house!
 Angel won the 4th Head of Household competition and nominated London and Mr Doubley for eviction. While Daphanie secured her place with yet another Immunity Challenge victory!
Tonight, we see who will win the PoP power and will they save either London or Mr Doubley? If so, who will Angel put as a replacement?
Find out tonight on Zero Privacy!
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Julia: T'was the night before PoP, and all through the Zero Privacy House.

Julia: Not a creature was stirring, not even Debby.

Producer: Uhh.. Julia... You forgot to rhyme.
Julia: You try rhyming and hosting at midnight! I don't see you doing this Gerald!

Julia: They all tucked into bed, unaware.

*Magic Noises*

Julia: For a pleasant surprise, was soon to be there!... Is that better?!
Producer: Sure...

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Julia: The contestants were nestled, all snug in their beds.

Julia: While visions of immunity danced in their heads.

Gilbert: Hehehe... Oh stop it Leann... No, I'm kidding keep going.


*Magic Noises*


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Angel: *sighs* Who can sleep when you're so stressed out abo-*falls asleep*


*Magic Noises*


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Julia: I almost forgot that Debby had to sleep outside.


*Magic Noises*

Julia: Much better! How we didn't wake any of the contestants by attempting this, I have no idea.

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Julia: Hello and welcome to a special, holiday edition of Zero Privacy! 'Tis the season to be jolly... But also the season to be ruthless and play the Zero Privacy game. Tonight, we'll have a special Christmas themed, PoP with some very special guests! 

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Julia: Contestants, it's time to wake up! Head to the pool for a very special surprise.
Gilbert: Awww man! It's Christmas! Hell yes!

Gilbert: Yo wake up guys!
London: Ugh... Just five more minutes, please.

Manny: Christmas? Already... How long have we been in this house?
London: Too long.
Manny: Do you think we'll get gifts? I have a lot on my wishlist that I need, like...

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Daphanie: GOLLLLY! It's Christmas time!! Yehaw! I already prepared presents for y'all and I'm fixin' to give them to ya!

Doubley: Oooh! *pokes Teddy to wake him up* Christmas!?

Daphanie: Flint! Wakey wakey! It's happy time!
Flint: **** off... Sleep is my happy time.

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Jess: Psst... Angel... Wake up.

Angel: *wakes* Huh.. Wha? Jess?
Jess: It's Christmas time! You have to wake up and go to the Pool! Miss Julia said so!

Angel: And I only just got to sleep too.
Jess: Do you like the decorations?! They just put them up!
Angel: Whilst I was sleeping? How?!

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Debby: *wakes* Huh? Wha... How...

Debby: I can't move! I'm stuck! This is like that time that I got stuck behind a cupboard and... Wait... I already told this story. Forget it.

Debby: *crack* Ow... I just hurt my back. This is inhumane.

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London: Well? What are we awake for?
Debby: I don't see anything surprising. Unless you count how gullible we are. Then that's surprising. We should know better.

Daphanie: Hey Gilbert... Have you noticed you wear the same boxers as Flint when you sleep?
Gilbert: I wear it better. I mean look at me!
Flint: Keep dreaming, kiddo.
Daphanie: Aww... Flinty! You still look good for your age.
Flint: I know.

London: Seriously? I need sleep right now OR I need coffee right now... You can't expect me to have neither.

Gilbert: Wait. Is that door moving?
London: You mean is it opening? Yes.

Julia: Housemates, get ready to meet your special guests!

Santa Claus and Mrs Claus: Ho Ho Ho!!! Merry Christmas everybody!

Flint: You've got to be joking me. It's ****ing Santa?! I can't believe it.

Debby: Clearly a fake Santa, my father accidentally ran over the real Santa back in the 80's and killed him. Tragic but this obviously is just someone in a consume.
Flint: Shut up Debby! It's clearly Santa!

Doubley! SANTAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! *goes to run to Santa...*

*... but Doubley falls in the pool*
Manny: And he's fallen in... Well done.

Gilbert: I can't believe you're here! That's totally awesome!
London: How did they manage to get THE Santa Claus on a show like this?
Manny: Lets not question it and just enjoy the company! It's been forever since we've seen other people!
Santa: Allow me to introduce myself. I am Santa Claus and this is my wife.

Daphanie: If you don't mind me asking... What exactly is your name?
Mrs Claus: It's... Um... Mrs?
Daphanie: Okiedokie! My cousin has the same name!

Mrs Claus: You're probably all wondering why we're both here!
Debby: Indeed. Considering one of you should be dead right now. *glares at Santa*

Santa: Well, we're here to bring gifts AND to host your PoP competition! Please head to the arena for some jolly good fun!
Debby: *sighs*
Santa: You can come this time, Debby.

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 *The PoP*

Daphanie: Golly! This looks amazin! Look at all these presents!
Debby: Inside... I've never felt so happy to be indoors... It's just as mundane as I thought.

Santa: Welcome to my temporary work station and gift facility.
Mrs Claus: Here we hold all the presents for reality show contestants, like yourselves.

Santa: Please all have a seat over there and we'll explain your next PoP challenge and then we'll give you all your presents!

*magic noises*

Daphanie: How do they do that? Is it magic?!
Debby: I get to come inside the house, but I get the worst chair of them all. Typical.

Santa: Would you like to explain the challenge my dear?
Mrs Claus: Certainly! Only six contestants will be playing in the PoP today. However, everyone will get a present regardless. The players will be...

Mrs Claus: The HoH, Angel.

Mrs Claus: The two nominees, London and...

Mrs Claus: Mr Doubley.

Mrs Claus: Since Gilbert won an automatic chance to play in this PoP, he'll also be playing.

Mrs Claus: Daphanie...

Mrs Claus: ... And Flint will ALSO be playing in this PoP since they were randomly selected.

Mrs Claus: This competition is fairly simple, you each will be given 10 coins in which you will put in at least two of these boxes! The person who gets the closest to 20 coins, without going over will win the PoP!

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Flint: Alright... I'll just divide my coins between these two here. ****ing simple.

Flint: Daphanie, you're up.
Daphanie: And you're down! Hehe.

Daphanie: I'll put a few in this awesome pink one!

Daphanie: Ooh... And a few in here... Or in this green one!

Daphanie: And some in here. I really am in the givin' mood today.

Daphanie: Wait... I wanna change my coins! Can I start again or have some more?

Santa: Sadly, you can not. You'll have to leave it as it is. Sorry Daphanie.

Daphanie: Aww shoot. It'll be okay then I guess.

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Mr Doubley: *waves* HIIIII!
Dragon: ...
Mr Doubley: Aww... Not real.

Mr Doubley: Uh oh... 

Doubley: A... A... A... ACHOO!!!

Mr Doubley: *sneezes and his coins get scattered among the boxes*

Mr Doubley: Oops... *shrugs*

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Gilbert: I'll just dump all my coins in this one... Since it reminds me of a special hottie back home... ... ... Leann if you didn't get it.

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London: Hmmm...
Mrs Claus: London, we'll have to ask you to hurry up your decision.
London: Look. This is a very delicate scenario and I need to contemplate and construct the perfect plan in order to successfully achieve a win.

Mrs Claus: That's fine dear, but you'll still need to hurry up.
London: Fine! Though, I am holding you responsible if I lose.

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Angel: Simple... I'll put most of mine in this box and put my last one over here. That way that person is SURE to go over.

Angel: Alright, I'm done!
Mrs Claus: Well done. Now I'll go tally the results.

Santa: Now, whilst my wife is counting to the results, I'll be stereotypical and distribute the presents. I hope you've all be nice this year!

Mrs Claus: In one of these presents, the PoP. Whoever had the closest to 20 without going over will receive the PoP as well as their Christmas gift!

Manny: I can't wait! New possessions excite me! Can I start?
Santa: You certainly may, Manuel!
Manny: *unwraps his gift* Oooh! I got a phone call from home! How fortunate!

Mrs Claus: Gilbert, would you like to open yours next?







































Gilbert: *unwraps his present* I got a phone call from home too! Epic!
Santa: Flint, would you like to open your gift?























































Flint: *Unwraps his gift*... A phone call? Damn... I was hoping for a bottle of rum. You know, something to get me in the "Christmas Spirit"... Some spirits would be great.

Mrs Claus: Angel, would you like to open yours now?









































Angel: *opens her gift* Oooh... I also got a phone call from home! I sense a theme here.
Santa: Yes! There is a theme here... However, since you are HoH we'll make it short video chat instead.
Angel: Oh thank you!

Mrs Claus: London? Would you care to open up yours?










































London: *unwraps her present* A phone call from home... I'm very thankful for that but I was hoping for a PoP. I can talk to people at home whenever, but I can't stay in this game if I'm nominated.
Santa: My apologies.

Mrs Claus: Mr Doubley? We've been watching you very closely and decided that you were especially on the nice list... Would you want to open yours?

























































Mr Doubley: Eeee! YAY! *opens his present* Phone!!!

Daphanie: *opens her gift* Alrighty! I gots me another win! I'm on a roll! *singing* I won the PoP!!! I won the PoP!!!

Debby: Well I guess that just leaves me... *opens her gift* ... Coal... Typical. Every year it's always the same thing.

Santa: We're sorry Debby, you've been placed on the naughty list this year after you insistently brought sadness to multiple people's lives with your negative attitude.

Mrs Claus: Congratulations Daphanie! You have won the PoP and can choose to save one of the nominees, if you please, later at the PoP Ceremony.

Mr Doubley - 29
GOAL - 20
Daphanie - 12
Gilbert - 10
Flint - 5
London - 3
Angel - 1

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*The Phone Calls*

Flint: *dials* Hello?... Darling? It's daddy... *sniffs* God, I miss you to hell... I'm doing fine. I'm a bit of an outcast here with these ***holes...  Naww don't say that about me, you'll make this old man cry. *wipes a tear from his eye*

Flint: Just remember Daddy loves you and misses you every day and once I get home with all the cash, I'm boarding the first flight to give you the hugs you deserve. I love you, sweetie. Take care. *Flint hangs his head lowly and begins to cry*

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Daphanie: *dials* Heyyyy gurrl! Golly it's been too long! I miss your darn company girl. Hey! Tell my family that I'm doing well and I can feel their support! I'm doing this for them and I'm gonna become the richest and most popular country girl y'all will ever see! I love ya darlin'! Keep rooting me on!

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Mr Doubley: *dials the phone* Hello? Teddy?

Teddy: ...

Doubley: *a tear runs down his eye* Thank you... Bye!

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London: *dials* Hello? Daddy is that you?... It's me... Your daughter?... What do you mean which one?! London!... Yes I'm doing great. I am successfully overcoming these ignorant imbeciles and their mockery, stupid antics and judgement. They're hardly competition intellectually and I'm of course going to come out on top... I know, I'll make you proud, Father. You'll be happy to know that my busi-... What do you mean you have another call?! *get hung up on* Ugh.

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Gilbert: *dials* ... Hey babe!... *chatter* Yeah I love you too. How are you doing outside?... *chatter* Interesting. Any hot fangirls that wanna see me?...*chatter* I was joking!

Gilbert: Hey, I've been thinking about you a lot lately and I wanted to know if you'd like to go on a date with me straight after the shows over? My shout! *chatter* Sweet! I'll see you there sweetcheeks! Cya!

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Manny: *dials* Hello, mother? *chatter*... It's been too long! I miss everyone so much and I hope you are all hoping for me to win!.. *chatter* Listen, after this I should have enough money to keep myself and you and dad back in our lives of luxury. I'm planning to take this to the end and I feel like I'm popular enough and powerful enough to push through to the end. Just keep me in your prayers. *chatter* I love you too. I'll see everyone soon and I hope you are all doing well! It's great to hear a familiar voice! Tell my banker I have the money and tell Gerry that he'll be rehired as my personal assistant once I finish. *chatter* Ta ta!

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Angel: Hello Bailey? Can you hear and see me?

Bailey: Of course I can. You're on television!
Angel: I know I meant in the video call. How are you?! How is life outside? How is mum?
Bailey: Everything is great and we all miss you so much and we can't wait for you to come home! I mean... We can... But, you know what I meant.
Angel: I do. I can't wait to see everyone again, it's unusual to see a familiar face around here.

Bailey: I have someone that wants to say hi to you!
Angel: OMG! Sandra! Hey darlin'! Hows my little girl doing?
Bailey: Say hi to mummy!
*A toddler can be heard* Hi!
Angel: She's so adorable! Mummy misses you and loves you very much! I have to go now, stay strong beautiful!
Bailey: Good luck Angel, we're rooting for you back home!
Angel: Thanks Bailey! Take care.

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Debby: All I get is coal... Coal... *sighs*

Debby: "Brought sadness to people's lives"... *sighs* N-negative... Attitude... Why is it a negative one? I'm just being a realist.

Debby: I'm never good enough for anyone it seems. Not even Santa. *sniffles* Why do I not get a ****ing ph-phone call? *starts to sob* 

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*The PoP Ceremony*


Julia: Happy Holidays Housemates. Welcome to the PoP Ceremony! Tonight, Daphanie won the PoP in the competition which means she can use it to save one of the nominees from the chopping block. Before she makes her decision. I'll give both nominees a chance to say a few words. 
Mr Doubley?

Mr Doubley: *Stands up* Thank you. *sits down*
Julia: Um... You're welcome?... London?

London: Firstly, I just wanted to say I feel my nomination is unjust and I'd like for you, Dee, to consider a friend in need and give me a second chance as you have all certainly misjudged me! I'd like to show you all what a compassionate and helpful friend and a great and honorable player of this game, if you'd just give me the chance. Thank you and I'll respect your decision, Dee.

Julia: Daphanie, I would like you to stand and make your decision.
Daphanie: Alrighty! I have decided to...










































Daphanie: ... Use the PoP on Mr Doubley! Because I feel like he's been picked on enough and he deserves to be saved!

Doubley: T-Thanks! 

Julia: Angel, since one of your nominees has been saved by the PoP, you must now choose a replacement nominee.
Angel: Oh man... It was hard enough to pick one person but... I choose the replacement nominee to be...









































































































































Angel: Manny... Because I feel like if anyone could take being nominated calmly, it would be you.
Manny: That's the second time this has happened?! How is that fair?
Angel: Sorry.

Julia: The final nominees are Manny and London. Thanks Housemates! I will see you all later for the eviction!

Julia: Oh! And Merry Christmas!
All: Happy Holidays!!!

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Stay tuned, as next episode, we see who will be evicted next from the Zero Privacy house... Will it be London or Manny?
It's all coming up on...
 ZERO PRIVACY!
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Contestants:
Angel Lunafest - Ninjakid150
Daphanie Eads - Penguinwa101
Debby Gloomington - Turner
Flint Mercer - KingSmarties
Gilbert Castillo - ChocoCub
Harley Grey - Dje2001
Kelly Olivera - Amazingamphy
Leann McCoy - Alleenmens
London Howard - Tigerblu11
Manny Rojas - Leoin202
Mr Doubley - M13Vulpecula