Episode 4
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Previously on Zero Privacy,
11 housemates entered the Zero Privacy house!
Mr Doubley won the first Head of Household title and nominated Kelly and Harley for eviction.
Kelly won the immunity challenge which will give her safety in week 2 of the competition.
Mr Doubley won the PoP and decided to keep his nominees the same.
Tonight, we see who will be the first evicted housemate, Kelly or Harley?
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Daphanie: "I really hope the other housemates aren't startin' to write me off because of my personality? Yes I'm little extroverted, but I'm an extrovert with a brain like Einstein. Don't be so quick to say "oh gosh here comes Daphanie!... Extrovert Einstein ya'll... Extrovert Einstein."
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Daphanie: Is it true? Do y'all just see me as ditsy? You do know I got quite a good ol' brain, right?
Angel: Well I can definitely see the intelligent side of you, Extrovert Einstein. I'm not sure about everyone else though?
Daphanie: Hold up! How did you know 'bout that?!
Angel: Uhmm...
Angel: How about this weather we're having?
Daphanie: The weather never changes in here! It's always the same. Hot and Sunny.
Angel: Right. Well... Uh... How about...?
Angel: Eviction? Who do you think you'll be voting for?
Daphanie: Ooh... Uh... Well Harley is most likely to get the boot. He could start an argument in an empty room! But...-
Harley: Take this... Asshole. *knocks Daphanie into the pool*
Daphanie: HEY! I was gon say... Nevermind.
Angel: That was rude. But... we should have seen that coming.
Daphanie: At least it solves the problem of being hot. Right? Am I right?!
Daphanie: Angel?... Hello?... Hon Are you ok?
Angel: Oh. Yeah I'm fine.
Daphanie: The engine's runnin' but no one's driving.
Angel: I think I'm gonna go check on Harley.
Daphanie: Okie dokie! Suit yourself. I'm gonna have a swim.
Angel: HARLEY! Can I speak to you for a minute? Is everything alright? I can feel a lot of distress coming from in there!
Harley: I'm taking a shit! Can't you just leave me be? Where's the fucking privacy in this house?!
Angel: They don't call it Zero Privacy for nothing, you know?
Harley: Whatever! Piss off!
Angel: I think Harley is a bit down.
Debby: I'd say join the club...
Angel: But?
Debby: ...
Angel: There's always a but with you. What gives?
Debby: I gave up.
Doubley: *stabs mixing bowl with spoon*
Angel: Doubley. Are you sure you know what you're doing?
Debby: The eggs are definitely scrambled. You don't need to keep going. The chickens are already dead.
Doubley: *continues to mix spreading egg all over the bench* ... DONE!
Debby: I'd cook that if I were you... But I'm not.
Angel: Hey Deb. I'm feeling that shred of hope growing today.
Debby: I would say you'd be wrong... But I think it's just because someone's leaving and it reminds me of my job back home.
Angel: And what was that?
Debby: Employment Termination Assistant. I told people they didn't have a job anymore.
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Gilbert: "So this must be the diary room! Wow, look at this wallpaper, looks like a baby room to me. Anyway, isn't Leann lovely? Would love to get to know more about her. I can smell romance, it's in the air! Eu boa mulher, você tem boniteza de a natureza. Ah, no stop Gilbert, it's not the right time! I have to wait...but what if it's too late?"
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Gilbert: Huh... Huh? What do you say about that one?
Leann: Oh, Gilbert. You really know how to be charming!
Gilbert: You like that one? Not every day someone compares you to a pretty, pink rose.
Leann: Oh, stop it, you!
London: That really is... Flattering. But we need to discuss something important now. The eviction is looming and our sweet, lovable, friend Kelly here-
Kelly: Aww! You think I'm lovable?!
London: Shhh... Not now Kelly. Anyway. We need to discuss who is going to get the boot.
Gilbert: It seems like the obvious choice to get rid of Harley right? The guys a jerk! Not much of a fun person to spend time in this house with.
Leann: He's kinda scary and shady. I'm not into bad boys. Sorry but no thanks!
Gilbert: You're into me, right?... Right?
Leann: Ummm... What about Kelly's immunity? She's a threat.
Kelly: Hey! I'm right here you know. And I only won that immunity because I have a good memory... All the years of video game practice and puzzle solving.
Leann: I was joking, hon. I don't think anyone will vote for you because of that!
Daphanie: Hey y'all! How's it goin' in here?!
London: We're just discussing who to vote for. Care to join us?
Kelly: Dee! Please please please please PLEASE Don't vote me out! I don't wanna go! I'm not a threat and I just love everyone here!
Daphanie: Don't worry sweetie. I don't think anyone will want Harley to stay here.
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Manny: So... Flint. Who do we vote for?
Flint: Why do you still talk to me?
Manny: We're in this alliance remember?
Flint: Yeah yeah. I remember the talk. So? What do you think?
Manny: Well. It only makes sense to take out the bigger target.
Flint: And who do you suppose that'd be?
Manny: In this case... Kelly. She has immunity next week and apart from Mr Doubley, she's the only other competition winner.
Flint: Smart move kid. I'm in for whatever.
Manny: I think we need a third person in this alliance. The two of us might not cut it for the long run.
Flint: Let me handle that. I think I know exactly who to talk to about getting on our side.
Angel: You could just use the sink to clean up the dishes?
Mr Doubley: *shrugs and puts bowl in the bin*
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Kelly: Do you really think I'll be able to stay? I'm not sure if I have the votes. I was nominated when I thought I was gonna be friends with everyone. Why would this be any different?
London: You're not 100% in the clear yet. You have four votes so far. That means you just need one more... Or one more important vote. The tie-breaker vote from the Head of House. I'd suggest going and campaigning to him in order to ensure your safety.
Kelly: Right. I'll go do that now then! Thanks London you're the best!
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Kelly: Hey guys!... And gals! How is everyone doing?
Debby: Terrible. Thanks for asking.
Kelly: Hey Mr Doubley! How's it going with you?
Doubley: *Smiles largely* Brilliant!
Kelly: Awesome!
Harley: Hey!
Kelly and Harley: I wanted to talk to you for a minute.
Doubley: Uhh...
Debby: I wanted to talk to you for a minute too... But I guess you're too busy to talk to me.
Angel: Was that a hint of joking from you?
Julia: Housemates! Head to the lounge for the eviction ceremony!
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*The Eviction Ceremony*
Julia: Hello Housemates! How is everyone tonight?... Hello?... I don't think the microphone is working. Tom? Can you fix this for me, please?
Julia: Hello again housemates.
All: Hey Julia!
Julia: That's better.
Tonight Harley and Kelly face eviction.
Julia: You'll each, shortly, be asked to cast your vote to evict. A minimum vote of 5 is needed in order for either Harley or Kelly to be evicted.
Julia: In the case of a tie, the Head of Household Mr Doubley will cast the deciding vote to evict.
Doubley: *nods*
Julia: First, we'll give our nominees a chance to plead their case! Kelly?
Kelly: Oh! Me? Uh... We'll firstly, I love each and every one of you. It's only been a week but I've gotten to know some of you really well. I've come here to make friends and I really really really wanna stay and just have a great time with you all! So... Uh... Vote for this little, lovable, nerdy girl!
Julia: Thanks Kelly. Harley?
Harley: Right. Well... We may have gotten off on the wrong foot or whatever. But I assure you. If you keep me around you'll be stopping Kelly's immunity and you'll be keeping someone who will make a great friend in the future... And if you don't... I'm coming after all of you! That's all.
Julia: Uh... Thank you Harley.
Julia: It's time for the votes. You'll each be sent up to the diary room one at a time and you will cast your vote to evict either Harley or Kelly in secret.
Julia: Debby you're up first.
Debby: Yay. The pressure is on me to start the ball rolling on evicting a housemate and possibly ending their hopes and dreams in this house. What fun.
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Debby: I vote to evict _____ because others told me to... I guess I'm susceptible to peer pressure....
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Leann: I vote to evict _____ because you got an attitude!
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Angel: I vote to evict _____ because someone has to go and I'm just not feeling that you want to be here.
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Manny: I vote to evict _____ because they have immunity for next week, and has been performing ahead of _____ so far.
(I wonder how this vote fell XD)
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Gilbert: I vote to evict ______ because of their bad language and mean behaviour towards the house guests.
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Flint: I vote to evict _____ because I think you could go far if you're not taken out now. Sorry that your the first to go, but this is the game, and you might be a potential threat.
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Daphenie: I vote to evict _____because s/he's a strong competitor an I would like everyone on an extremely even playing field by getting rid of their immunity for next week...
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London: I vote to evict _____ because he seems like such a bore. I cannot and will not let this boy ruin my day with his sadness and grief. Why is that boy so sad? I'm not saying he deserves to go because he's sad, I say he deserves a far better life than in this god forsaken house. Bye.
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Julia: The votes have been cast and it is official. With great pain either Kelly or Harley have been evicted from the Zero Privacy house!
Julia: With a vote of 5-3...
Kelly
You have been evicted from the Zero Privacy house!
Kelly: But but but... I thought I was doing so well. I thought I was gonna be friends with everyone. I guess not. *sighs*
Julia: I am sorry Kelly. But it is time for you to meet me outside.
Kelly: Goodbye everyone. I'll see you all soon.
London: Goodbye Kelly.
Daphanie: Bye Darlin'!
Everyone else: Byeeeee
Harley: I told you you'd keep me! I'm not going anywhere! Big mistake.
Kelly: I can do this... I can do this! *breathes* Outside world! Here I come! Goodbye beautiful house! Goodbye Zero Privacy!
Kelly: Hey twinnie! Fancy seeing you here! Hehe.
Julia: Hello Kelly. Welcome to the outside world.
Kelly: Thanks. I'm still kinda upset I went so early! I was really looking forward to sticking around!
Julia: Well, Kelly, you are the first evictee of the season and have come in 11th place.
Kelly: Yeah I know. *sighs*
Julia: Do you have any final thoughts on the competition, the house, the contestants?
Kelly: "Well, I haven't had much time on this competition, but it's been a nice break from studying for college. There's a colorful cast of contestants, quite literally with my ally Leann. Anyway..."
Julia: In the event of your eviction, your housemates said some goodbye messages. Would you like to hear some of them?
Kelly: Oh my god yes! I wanna see what they said about me!
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Angel: "Sorry to see you go Kelly I hardly got to know you and I can feel how sad you are but don't worry it will get better from here trust me."
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Manny: "So Kelly’s leaving us? Ah well, forsan miseros melia sequentur. It’s always a shame to see the first contestant leave, but I’m afraid someone has to go first. Even so, farewell, and good luck in your future endeavours!"
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Daphanie: "Hey Kelly girl!! We really didn't speak much in the house and I wish I got to know you little bit more sweetpea! Well... bye sugar we'll miss ya hon'!!!"
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Flint: "Julia, you were a brilliant host but... what do you mean? We're not getting a new host... oh... hahaha... Kelly. Well, good luck in life girl, I'm sure you won't need it. I'm gonna be happy to see the back of you though, you had your moments of loudness and I hated that."
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Debby: "It's probably a good thing you're gone, because I kept confusing you with our host.... Sometimes things got awkward in the bathroom when I asked you if you or production could slip me some extra toilet paper...... "
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London: "I know you have an immunity idol for next week and all, but this was cruel. She was such a great person...to beat at chess. I hope the best for your future and I can't wait to verse you in chess later on after I claim the cash prize. Goodbye, sweetie."
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Julia: And finally. Who did you like in the house? Who do you want to win, or at least advance in the game?
Kelly: Well, I liked everyone in the house really. They're a diverse bunch. My favourite would have to be London. She was sweet, smart and was looking out for me. So I'd like to see her make it far and win it for the girls!
Julia: Alright. Thank you Kelly. A limo will be arriving for you shortly.
Julia: That concludes our first elimination episode for the season. Kelly was evicted over Harley, 5-3. With 10 housemates left, who knows who will be eventually crowned the winner. I'm Julia Price, signing. off.
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Stay tuned, as next episode, we see how the house reacts to Kelly's eviction.
We also see ho will be crowned the next Head of Household and who their nominees for the week will be!
It's all coming up on...
ZERO PRIVACY!
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Contestants:
Angel Lunafest - Ninjakid150
Daphanie Eads - Penguinwa101
Debby Gloomington - Turner
Flint Mercer - KingSmarties
Gilbert Castillo - ChocoCub
Harley Grey - Dje2001
Kelly Olivera - Amazingamphy
Leann McCoy - Alleenmens
London Howard - Tigerblu11
Manny Rojas - Leoin202
Mr Doubley - M13Vulpecula
