Episode 9:
Third Nominations
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Julia: 11 are left, but we started with 13! Last episode, we saw the shock eviction of Paige, who most thought was the easy pawn of the week next to the obvious target Arthur.
Julia: But with Paige's shock exit, the house has been divided as housemates were blindsided by the last minute switch. With Paige's eviction came another Eviction Aftermath, where the house will be going vegetarian for the week, leaving some housemates unaffected, while others fuming! Paige left with a bang by giving the surviving nominee Arthur a bonus in the HoH.
Julia: However, it was Rebecca who gained power this week by winning her first HoH! Tonight we have look into the house after Paige's eviction, and we see who Rebecca nominates with her new found power! 11 are down, 10 more must go! This is...
ZERO PRIVACY!
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Fabian: No meat?! Are you ****ing kidding me?! WHY!? God dammit Paige!
Fabian: And to think I was rooting for you to stay! ARGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
Sean: Fabian! Yo, dude, calm down!
Roxy: Fabian, don't worry! Everything will be fine! There are other things than meat to eat!
Fabian: Don't lie to me! I need my meat!
Fabian: Come on! Come on! There HAS to be something in here. They can't have stolen all our meat supplies yet! Can they?
Sean: Yeah, man. They probably took it while we were making our votes.
Fabian: Noooooooooooo! It can't be true!
Sean: It IS true. I mean, they have eyes, ears and hands all over the house. You know that.
Roxy: And noses! Don't forget they have noses.
Sean: It's true... They can smell you if you don't shower.
Roxy: We all can.
Fabian: Are you saying I don't shower often enough?
Sean: Uhhh... No, of course not!
Fabian: Oh, well cause I don't. Not many showers on the ship, might I say... But let's get back to the REAL issue here. THERE'S NO ****ING MEAT!!!
Fabian: Oh, well cause I don't. Not many showers on the ship, might I say... But let's get back to the REAL issue here. THERE'S NO ****ING MEAT!!!
Roxy: Would it make you feel better if-...
Fabian: NO!
Sean: *whispers to Roxy* Let me handle this. I'm used to dealing with tantrums.
Fabian: What was that?
Sean: Oh. Nothing...
Fabian: Nothing? Don't say that! It just reminds me of how much meat we have!
Sean: Look buddy. How about we cook you up some better, more tasty food, how does that sound? I'll top it off with some icecream! Any flavour you want, you can have! And then next time we'll get you some meat, and I'll take you to the carnival. Does that sound good?
Fabian: I mean, if that icecream has bacon bits in it, and that tasty food is a meatlover's pizza, then yeah that sounds pretty freakin' good.
Sean: Damn, good parent didn't work. Time for bad parent... Go to your room?
Sean: A time out? A smack on the wrist? Abandonment issues?! WHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR YOU TO CALM DOWN?!
Roxy: Look... How about I make you something. My roommate is a vegetarian, so I know how to make some good stuffs!
Fabian: Alright, fine. I'll eat your non-meat food for now.
Fabian: See, that's how you do it! Offer to give me better food!
Sean: Dude, that was literally the first thing I offered.
Fabian: Oh. I mean... You can go ahead if you'd like. Perhaps it'll be a cooking contest. Besides, I really like ice-cream.
Roxy: I mean, it won't be much of a contest, I've never really cooked much before. I'm not so good in the kitchen. Heh.
Sean: And you had your chance, Fabian. Should've just taken my offer. Bad luck!
Fabian: Aww man but I'm hungry!
Sean: Don't make me give you a time out!
Roxy: Awww no! Guys! You just spilled stuff all over my eviction dress!
Sean: What? We didn't do anything.
Roxy: Aw man! I hope it doesn't stain!
Roxy: Almost done. Alright, Mr Salt, do your job!... Wait, why are you so mad at me?!
Roxy: You're a salt shaker! It's your job!... I don't like to be thrown around either but-... Don't be like that! Gosh, you're salty!
Fabian: Uhhh. Roxy? Who are you talking to?
Roxy: Hmm... Oh... Just some-... Nevermind. It's ready!
Fabian: Yes! Gimme!
Sean: Where are your manners?!
Fabian: Gimme, please?
Sean: Good boy.
Roxy: So? What do you think?!
Sean: It's... Exquisite! Divine! Magnificent!
Fabian: It's-...
Roxy: Horrible... Bleh! Too salty. Sorry guys!
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Rebecca: Is the camera already on? Okay. So, welcome back to my weekly review show to compensate my weekly YouTube updates that I miss at the moment. *laughs*
I am still so in shook right now. I'm this first female Head of Household in this season!!! W00T!!! At this point in Abnormality I was a nominee, and now I finally got to beat that feeling. I just feel so great. And to top it of I had an super extreme long tiebreaker battle with Fabian. Gosh, I can still feel the adrenaline, its almost like being on drugs but without the bad side effects...okay, maybe the Nominations could be considered bad, but still it is a good feeling. PLUS I finally get to use the bathroom without Germy constantly blocking it *laughs*.
Another thing that shocked me was the Eviction. Who would've thought that Paige would get eliminated over Arthur? But I think his time here is still fading away. Ugh, he reminds me so much of my father. He was exactly like him, also brighting himself up about war. Dude, I served at soup kitchens and helped people on the streets. Isn't that worth equal respect? God!
Fabian freaked when Paige announced that we are not allowed to eat meat the whole week. I mean for me it isn't a problem since I was about to try to live vegetarian for a while anyway, but he took it really hard. And since I have some kind of cooking experience from the soup kitchen and I didn't really get the chance to bond with Fabian except at the HoH competion, Emery and I decided this week we’ll show him that the vegetarian options are also very delicious.
Hahaha, sorry. I still had to think of the moment I interrupted the massage of Tris. I mean it didn't bug me he was half naked. I already say WAY more of him that I wanted to in Abnormality. *laughs* By the way, this is a question to the audience. I know you can't answer me here, but don't you think that Tris and Sean would make a cute couple? Okay, that sounded too girly for my liking, but seriously, this cast needs a showmance! And Tris and Sean is the closest to that at this point. I'm obviously taken already...
If you are watching this Aaron, I love you baby!
...and the other possible couple might be Roxy and Henry, who for the matter is a freaking stone or fossil or whatever! The show will keep you updated on that. #Sistan *laughs* I'm such a dork.
Speaking of weird coincidences, I have the feeling that ever since Paige got eliminated, ZP is always following me...oh, speaking of the devil...
ZP: Meow!
Rebecca: C'mon ZP. I'm here shooting my DRE, we can play later, okay?
ZP: *stays there*
Rebecca: *shakes her head* Cats, always so stubborn... *laughs*
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Tristan: In the big room, once again.
Rebecca: It's almost like this is our spot of the house.
Tristan: What? Like how Germy has the bathroom?
Rebecca:: You DO know what this means though, right?
Rebecca & Tristan: WE'RE OFFICIALLY THE POWER COUPLE! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
*They jump excitedly together*
Rebecca: I am just SO happy to be playing this game with you again!
Tristan: Me too girl, me too!
Rebecca: It feels GOOD to be in power! And good to bring girl power to this house finally. It only took 3 weeks.
Tristan: I am sure all your fans are going WILD, girl!
Rebecca: Here's to a strong woman being in a power position, am I right?
Tristan: Oh yeah, you are so right. Just remember, with this power comes great responsibility. We gotta start thinking nominations and targets, as soon as possible.
Rebecca: Ohhhhh... I forgot about those. I mean, I better start talks with people as soon as possible tomorrow. I really don't have any two targets in mind. Everyone is pretty kumbaya.
Tristan: I mean you have one target in mind already, right?
Rebecca: You mean Arthur because of his attitude around the house?
Tristan: Exactly, so then you just need to find either another target or someone to be a pawn, and you've got no blood on your hands.
Rebecca: Well, I haven't decided fully yet if keeping Arthur around as a bigger target is a good idea or not. Besides, pawns sometimes go home too. I mean, look at poor Paige.
Tristan: Well, then you just gotta find the right pawn really, and make sure no one spreads anything about getting them out... Or just make sure to backdoor Arthur?
Rebecca: I'll have a long think about who I want to do. It might not even be him.
Tristan: We can always talk it out with our alliance tomorrow and see what they think?
Rebecca: Wait... "They"? Since when was Shannon a "they"?
Tristan: Uhhh... Did you notice these new stools! They certainly weren't here before!
Rebecca: I see you're changing the subject! Anything you want to admit to?
Tristan: Well, I admit these chairs are quite comfy and much needed!
Rebecca: They are. It's hard to fit a lot of people in here when you need to talk.
Rebecca: But you know what I mean! Spill the beans!
Tristan: Well, I think there's someone else who is thoroughly on our side, that's all. Maybe we should bring them into our official alliance?
Rebecca: OMG! It's Sean, isn't it? You're so into him! I knew it!
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Vanessa: Oh. My. God! It's finally back! I am so totally looking forward to, you know, having my stuff back! K thanks!
Vanessa: It is good to be... Well... It's not actually that good. It's definitely not as fab as the scary room.
Vanessa: God. Was everything always this fugly and construction-y? I swear it was so much nicer in here. Oh wait! That's because I was living in here! Duh!
Emery: Vanessa? Are you in-...
Emery: OH MY GOD! I AM SO SORRY! I SHOULD HAVE KNOCKED! I-I DIDN'T MEAN TO!
Vanessa: What's your damage? I am very clearly wearing this fetch new outfit... Did you actually think I was naked?
Emery: Oh... Uhh... Well, maybe. I just saw a lot of skin and I panicked! Sorry.
Vanessa: Well, I've always gotta show some skin for the hotties! You never know who is watching! A producer? A film director? A hot young prince? A millionaire? Sean?
Emery: Your mother, perhaps?
Vanessa: Pfft! That b****. Puh-lease. Who cares what SHE thinks.
Emery: ANYWAY! I seriously need to talk to you...
Emery: What happened with the eviction?! What the hell Vanessa?!
Vanessa: Oh... That... Well... I- uhhh...
Emery: I mean, wasn't the whole point of our "Revengers" alliance to get Arthur out? Yet there was a huge vote to get Paige out, and by the sounds of it, none of the votes for Arthur came from you. I thought we had a plan?
Vanessa: Yeah, well. About that... Arthur still thinks we have an alliance, so I'm safe with him. I heard that Paige was gonna go anyway, and I never fully trusted that b****, so I totally joined in and voted her out.
Emery: So what, our alliance is done! Just like that?! It's not even been a week and you're already turned your back on it and jumped back to Arthur.
Vanessa: That's not it!
Emery: You know he'll forget you have an alliance, right? And that you'll be targeted by association with him!
Vanessa: Emery, look! I want him gone, badly, just like you do. Believe me, girl, he is a bore and totally crazy. I don't need that in my life or in this game! But I'm not going to vote out a guaranteed vote to save me, especially not when I have like, no one!
Emery: So is our alliance to get him out still going ahead?
Vanessa: Duh! As if I'm that dumb to leave that! Our alliance is still happening, or whatever.
Emery: Come sit. We need to talk this out then, cause I feel like our 'alliance' has some serious conflicts of interest. Are we, or are we not getting Arthur out as soon as possible.
Vanessa: Look, if you can guarantee my safety and make sure he gets nominated, I'll vote him out.
Emery: I mean, I certainly won't nominate you. Is that safe enough?
Vanessa: Safer! I'm talking lots of safety from nominations and votes. We need to bring some b****es into our alliance.
Emery: Who do you suggest?
Vanessa: Kayle...
Kayle: *to reflection* That's it! If I had a twin, she would TOTALLY look like you do!
Vanessa: And Fabian...
Roxy: Did you actaully eat all of it, even though it was so salty?
Fabian: What can I say, I was hungry!
Emery: Kayle because she's a Veteran who can get out the veteran?
Vanessa: Yup! And Fabian because I know he's mad and will get out whoever we tell him to.
Emery: Especially because he's mad that Arthur stayed. That's a really masterful plan actually.
Vanessa: Duh. I mean, what more could you expect from someone as great as moi?
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Shannon: There! The kitchen is finally clean after everyone's breakfast mess! Honestly, I feel like the only person who is clean around this house.
Shannon: Do you ever feel like that Germy?
Germy: Constantly... Wait a minute. Is this you trying to get me to relate to you and open up?
Shannon: Oh, of course, sweetie! We haven't spent any time together these few weeks and I want to get to know you.
Germy: Well, it isn't working... Well... Kinda.
Shannon: Well, if it's kind of working, tell me something about yourself and your life! I wanna know about what you get up to.
Germy: You sound just like my m-mother.
Shannon: Gee. Wow. Thanks, Jeremy.
Germy: I mean, you're always cleaning, worrying over others, always nosy about everyone's lives, always trying to act cool even though you're not...
Shannon: Except, I think you'll find, I AM a cool mum! I'm hip, dear, I'm hip with the lingo! YOLA Swagger. See, I'm down with you cool kids!
Germy: I wouldn't quit your day job.
Shannon: Being cool IS my day job!
Germy: I mean, I never said being like my mother was a bad thing. I... I kinda like my mother, I guess. Especially with how thorough she cleans. So, I'd take it as a compliment, I guess.
Shannon: Well dear, if that's the case. Then I'm happy to be like her. I'm sure she's a lovely lady!
Germy: Eh. You could say that.
Shannon: Oh dear!
Germy: What? I mean I only say that cause-...
Shannon: No. It's ZP! He's not eaten anything since the eviction ceremony.
Shannon: Poor little thing. I wonder where he is. He's probably starving. I wonder what's up with him.
Germy: I-I hope he is long gone from here. Perhaps ran away... Or perhaps he's stuck behind a bed...
Germy: Or maybe, he's curled up in a little h-hole and d-died.
Shannon: JEREMY!!! H-how could you say such cruel things about such a beautiful little creature! ZP is so loving and saintly and-and such a loss would hurt everyone!
Shannon: ZP IS A NATIONAL TREASURE!
Germy: He's just a dumb c-cat.
Shannon: He is an idol to cats everywhere! And you should apologise for such fowl thoughts about such a cute little fur-baby, young man!
Germy: *sigh* Fine. I'm s-sorry... I guess he's alright.
ZP: MRAWR!!!
Germy: AHHHH! G-get away from me f-flea bitten g-germ ball! You filthy hideous t-t-thing!
ZP: *meow?*
Germy: Ugh. He's like a g-ghost. A-always haunting me. Trying to kill me at any moment!
Shannon: Now now! ZP has feelings too you know! He's just a cute innocent little fluffball who wants your approval and your undenying love.
Germy: Yeah, well he ain't getting it.
ZP: *meows*
Shannon: Awww! See, he's upset about what you said!
ZP: *meows dramatically*
Shannon: Oh... No. He's upset about having no meat for din-dins. Daww! Poor thing!
ZP: *meows dramatically but louder and sadder*
Shannon: Oh? N-no? I... Guess he's more upset about something else?
Shannon: Ohhhhh! I know why he's upset!
Germy: What are you, a cat whisperer now?
Shannon: You're upset because Paige left. Awww poor little guy. You loved Paige, didn't you. She always played with you and took care of you and you miss her. What a precious little thing. Come here.
Shannon: *in a baby voice* Come to Mamma Shan! Don't you worry my little snookums! Mummy will take care of you! Yes she will! Yes she will!
Shannon: Whose my good little kitty!
Germy: This is borderline creepy. I'm out.
Shannon: No, wait! Germy! Come back!
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Fabian: Yo guys, you called for me?
Emery: Awesome, you're here!
Fabian: What's up?
Emery: Actually before we get into it, ff you wouldn't mind, do you think you could also grab Kayle?
Fabian: This is about an alliance, isn't it.
Emery: Yes but... just go get her first please! You can't tell anyone!
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Kayle: You guys, you called for me?
Emery: Yeah, I'm glad you're finally here.
Kayle: I believe it's "Thank God You're Here". Honestly, have you never seen that show?
Emery: Uhh... No sorry. Can't say I've ever heard of it.
Kayle: Oh it's great! If you want I can make another entrance and we can try again.
Emery: I think I'll pass, we just wanted to talk to both of you about something.
Kayle: Your loss! Anyway, this is about an alliance, isn't it.
Emery: How do you BOTH know and or assume that?
Kayle: Well, Fabian told me specifically it was about alliances.
Emery: Oh he did, did he?
Fabian: Hey, I have a big mouth and when it's not being filled with food, it's usually being filled with words. What can I say?
Emery: Just take a seat.
Fabian: Don't mind if I do.
Vanessa: Ooof. Sorry girl, but there are only three chairs. Guess you missed out.
Kayle: Darn. This just reminds me of that big loss I had in the regional Musical Chairs competition!
Emery: You can take my spot if you'd like to sit.
Kayle: No no. I've got an idea.
Kayle: Peeeerrrrfect!
Emery: Uuhhhh... You sure you don't wanna take my seat and sit in the circle?
Kayle: No no! This is perfect. Please continue.
Emery: Alright, so as you know this is about-...
Fabian: Alliances. Yeah.
Emery: Well, we were wondering-...
Fabian: If we'd join you in an alliance in getting out Arthur?
Emery: Yeah... Actually... How did you.
Fabian: I ate a LOT of bananas this morning. You know, lotta brain food.
Kayle: *muffled speaking* Adajd kmfewjif posadow mmwe ipso f.
Vanessa: What?! I have no idea what you just said.
Kayle: Oh. I didn't say anything. I was just making noises into the pillow. Whats up?
Vanessa: Are you even listening?! Use your ears, OMG! We want to form an alliance with you, Fabian, Emery and of course the beauty queen herself, Vanessa Divaaaaa!
Kayle: Oooh! Alliances! Scandalous! I'm in!
Fabian: So your main target is Arthur?
Emery: Isn't he everyone's main target?
Fabian: Well, apparently not considering the vote to evict Paige.
Emery: I know right?! How come no one told me that!
Fabian: You and I were blindsided my friend!
Fabian: So is this a short term idea orrrr?
Emery: We were thinking safety forever? Like a final 4 kinda deal.
Fabian: I mean, right now I'm pretty alone it seems. So hell yeah, I'm in!
Vanessa: Lit! So, it seems Kayle is in too.
Vanessa: Right Kayle?
Kayle: *snores loudly*
Vanessa: Oh.
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Rebecca: *sighs* Oh god... What do I do... What do I do?! God, it's times like these I wish I had my mother to give me advice. *sighs*
Rebecca: Oh hey! Tristan was right, these ARE comfy! Who would have thought they'd be such a great addition to the HoH room.
*knock knock knock*
Rebecca: Oh! Hello?
Rebecca: Come in!
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*knock knock knock*
Rebecca: Come in?
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Rebecca: I SAID YOU CAN COME IN!
Arthur: Oh, I'm sorry if I was interruptin' y'all.
Rebecca: No no, you weren't interrupting. Also it's just me in here, I don't know who "y'all" is referring to.
Rebecca: So, what brings you here?
Arthur: Well, as the Head of House, I assumed you'd want to talk to me.
Rebecca: I'd want to talk to YOU or you'd want to talk to ME?
Arthur: Both. Neither. Either or?
Rebecca: W-what?
Arthur: Look darlin'. I just want to know if you're goin' to put me up again cause I'm old!
Rebecca: Oh sweetie. You think last week was about you being old? Are you really that naive? You know you nearly went home because you were being an uncontrollable jerk to a lot of people, right?
Arthur: I know this is because I'm not like you youngens. But I'm tellin' y'all, y'all need me to man the guns when the aliens are here. I'm the only one with the experience of handlin' the weapons.
Rebecca: Aliens? Weapons? Ugh. Look, Arthur. I don't have time for this right now. I have nominations to plan. The ceremony is in an hour!
Arthur: All I'm sayin' is that a smart girl like yourself would see the benefit of keepin' an old soul in this house.
Rebecca: Look, I already see lots of benefits to keeping you around, but I also see a lot of negatives. I'm playing with my head this week, and I'm going to do what's best for myself and for the house.
Arthur: I knew you Asian girls were smart. Thanks for promisin' that you'll be keepin' me around darlin'. I'll take it as forgiveness for y'alls part in the war.
Rebecca: Did you just?... Did you actually just-...?
Arthur: Thanks again Rebecca.
Rebecca: I didn't-... You know I-... YOU KNOW I'M ONLY HALF ASIAN, RIGHT!!!
Rebecca: Out of all the comebacks, that's what I responded with... Gee, Rebecca...
I have absolutely nothing good to say about that racist... Seriously. He needs to go. NOW!
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*chatter amongst the housemates*
Julia: Good evening everyone!
Everyone: Hi, Julia!
Julia: Welcome to the third nomination ceremony!
Julia: Rebecca, as the current Head of Household, it is your responsibility to nominate two of your fellow housemates for eviction. This ceremony is about you announcing official your two pre-selected nominees. So if you would please stand and make your reveals.
Julia: The floor is yours, Rebecca!
Rebecca: Alright, thank you Julia!
Rebecca: To be honest, I couldn't get a lot of sleep because this decision was really hard. But after I talked to you guys and drank A LOT of coffee, I was able to make up my mind. So with that, my first nominee is...
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Rebecca: Arthur.
Rebecca: Arthur, I'm nominating you because I don't trust you at all. I do respect your services as a war veteran, but nothing of that excuses your plum and backward attitude last week. I offered you the chance of forgiveness by apologising to Emery for your racist remarks but you refused. In my opinion this house would be way more comfortable without you around here.
Arthur: Hmph. I don't believe y'all respect y'alls elders at all!
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Rebecca: Roxy!
Roxy: Like whaaa?
Rebecca: Roxy, from all yjr remaining housemates you were the only one didn't come up with any deals to me, nor did you talk to me at all. I really like you and you are amazing to hang out with, but you gave me the impression that if it comes to strategic plans, you'd rather talk to Henry than to me. I really hope you can save yourself, but for now unfortunately, I have to do this.
Roxy: Well, I never though I'd be sitting here this week!
Arthur: Neither did I.
Roxy: Really? You didn't have an inkling of an idea that MAYBE you'd be nominated?
Arthur: None! What a blindside!
Julia: Alright, thank you Rebecca. The nomination ceremony is over, and our nominations for this week are Arthur and Roxy. Good luck housemates, I will see you next time for the PoP competition! Goodnight!
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Arthur: Hmpf! Nominated again, even after Bianca or whatever her name is, promised me I would be safe. These people have no respect! No dignity and no class! Y'all better watch it, cause I'm comin' to show you what a real fighter is! I was in the war ya know!
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Roxy: Wow. I was not expecting that. Rebecca and I were on the offence against Arthur, but it seems that she's nominated me against him. I'm sure she has a reasonable explanation, and that I'm 100% safe, but still, I don't want to be nominated! Henry and I have a master game plan going on, and I'm not about to go home in week 3! I'm gonna get to the bottom of this and then win that PoP!
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Contestants:
Arthur Nutt - Turner
Emery Ring - Lovesstorms
Fabian Romero - Smarties100
Jeremy Yuka - Twiddle3
Kayle McCarther - Ninjakid150
Paige Morgan - Alleenmens - 2nd Evicted (12th Place)
Rebecca Pierce - YJB19299
Roxy Callahan - Kaliko103
Sean Sierra - Tigerblu11
Shannon Mackmilton - Penguinwa101
Sonia Jobs - x_MG_x - 1st Evicted (13th Place)
Tristan Van Gould - M13Vulpecula
Vanessa Tomaz - Nani
