Episode 19
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Previously on Zero Privacy,
We started with 11 housemates, now we're down to 7.
As the house divided, Flint won the 5th Head of Household competition and decided to nominate his two worst enemies Debby and Gilbert. Daphanie won the PoP and kept the nominees the same.
Tonight, not only one housemate will be evicted, we'll also have a Fast Forward week. Which means two housemates will be leaving tonight. Who will stay and who will go?
Find out tonight on Zero Privacy!
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Flint: So, Doubley, my good man. My ol' chum. My... Friend? If you will. You're gonna be voting tonight, and I just so happen to NOT have a vote. Which leads me to the issue of how you're going to do what I say and vo-...
Doubley: *interupts* Uhh...
Flint: Shhh Shhh. Don't talk. It's your best quality. Just listen. You're going to vote out...
Angel: Oh! Sorry guys. I didn't realise you were talking about voting suddenly.
Flint: Well, it IS eviction tonight.
Angel: Then shouldn't you be getting ready?
Flint: Why yes, I'll be wearing my best outfit to watch Gilbert get sent out the door this evening.
Doubley: Oooh! Me too!
Angel: Doubley?! You just admitted you're voting Gilbert?
Doubley: *scoffs* Nooooooo! Outfit! *plays with his tie*
Angel: You wear the same suit every day though.
Angel: And why Gilbert? I thought you hated Debby, and besides that fact, they have an alliance of three. Wouldn't you rather break that up?
Flint: Well, here's the thing. Gilbert is stronger and once he's out, Doubley and I will be fine to take out the nerds and you, sweetheart, are left on your lonesome. Easy pickings for final two.
Angel: You're a-...
Doubley: Coconut!
Angel: I was going to say jerk, but I guess you're a coconut?
Flint: I know sweetheart. I'm a coconut. Now get out of my HoH room!
Angel: *gets up* Whatever. Just remember who ISN'T going to be HoH next week.
Flint: With any luck, YOU.
*Angel leaves*
Flint: Good she's gone.
Doubley: I didn't mea-...
Flint: I know, you didn't mean I was a coconut. Frankly, I don't really give a damn... By the way, we're voting out Debby.
Doubley: Oh?
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Daphanie: How do I look y'all?
Debby: Like a million dollars! Like a queen! Like an angel! Like the gods have sent you down from heaven itself! Like-...
Daphanie: Okaaaay! Stop it before I blush redder than a sunburnt pig in a tomato fight!
Debby: Okie! Sounds good.... Um... I am safe tonight, right guys?
Manny: Ugh. Look at the state of these nails. I need a manicure.
Debby: Manny... You're so silly. L-O-L.
Manny: You've got my vote, I promise.
Daphanie: Myeah! Of course darlin'! You don't have a worry in the world... Except all your many MANY health conditions.
Debby: I forgot about those, L-O-L. :P
Daphanie: Please stop.
Doubley: *sneezes*
Manny: What an entrance!
Daphanie: Doubley! How do I look?!
Doubley: Yes.
Debby: Hey Mr Doubley! Can I have your vote?
Doubley: Okayyyy! *smiles*
Debby: Yay!
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Julia: Contestants, please head to the lounge immediately, we will begin the live eviction shortly. We have a lot to get through tonight.
Angel: One step ahead of you Miss Price.
Gilbert: Hey! Angel, fancy seeing you here.
Angel: Well, small world.
Gilbert: Might I add you're looking damn fine tonight!
Angel: You might add that, but Leann might not appreciate it.
Gilbert: I can look, but I can't touch. She can handle that.
Gilbert: Anyway, are you all set for the voting?
Angel: Yeah, I'm pretty certain who I'm sending home.
Gilbert: You're going to vote to keep me in, right?
Gilbert: As much as I miss Leann and want to see her so badly, she's not at the jury house, so I REALLY wanna stay and fight and I hope everyone sees that. Do you think everyone is voting for me to stay or am I going home?
Angel: Um...
Angel: I think.... That... Uh... You'll get at least my vote?
Gilbert: Why do you sound so unsure?! Am I seriously going home? Is Flint getting me out?
Angel: Well...
Angel: Well...
*Manny walks into the lounge area*
Manny: Hey fellow contestants! What are we talking about over here?
Angel: Just... Ghosts!!!
Manny: Oh.... Interesting topic.
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Flint: Stop copying me!
Doubley: *mimicking* Stop copying me!
Daphanie: Nawwww... Y'all are like twins!
Flint: No... We're not.
Julia: Hello Housemates!
All: Hey Julia!
Julia: Tonight, either Gilbert or Debby will be evicted, as we all know. However, there is a twist tonight! Not only will one of the nominees be evicted, ANOTHER housemate will be evicted tonight as we play a whole weeks worth of Zero Privacy in one.
All: *shocked noises*
Julia: Debby and Gilbert, I'll let you plead to your fellow housemates before this eviction, but make it quick please, we have a LOT to get through tonight. Debby, ladies first.
Debby: Alright. Firstly, I've changed a lot since I first walked in these doors. Before I was all depressed and mellow and sad, but now I'm here to bring happiness and joy and laughter and fun times to all of you, my new friends! So if you want rainbows and unicorns and cute kittens, vote for me to stay!
Julia: Alright, Gilbert?
Gilbert: So, I can't top kittens and happiness, but I'd like to take this time to thank you all for such an amazing experience and I want to call most of you my friends. Some of you have done me wrong, I may have done you wrong but either way, I wanna stay here and battle and make amends in the process and I don't want to head to the jury house just yet! So please keep me! Gracias!
Julia: Thank you both, it's time for the voting, Flint, the Head of Household, will only vote in the event of a tie.
Julia: Neither of the nominees will vote, which means 4 votes will be cast tonight.
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Mr. Doubley: _____.
*Mr Doubley puts his tongue out at _____ and _____*
Daphanie: I vote to evict _____ because I feel like its time for them to go, and it kinda’ makes me sad y’all …
Manny: _____, because this close to the end game, you're going to have to go down...
Angel: I vote to evict... Um.... Uhhh... _____?
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Julia: By a vote of 3 to 1, the first person leaving tonight is...
Gilbert
You have been evicted from the Zero Privacy house.
Gilbert: *sighs* I guess that's that. Thanks everyone for this, see one of you on the outside.
Gilbert: Awww man... And I can't even go home to Leann! This sucks. I wish I got evicted a week earlier if I knew I wasn't gonna win. Just so that I could see Leann again.
Julia: Welcome to the outside world, Gilbert! Sadly, Leann couldn't make it to greet you, but she sends her love and affection.
Gilbert: That's my girl... Kinda... Man I miss her smokin' body.
Julia: We don't have much time tonight, but we'd like to hear your final thoughts and goodbye.
Gilbert: Er, I think this is kinda hard but that's the end of it, for now... I have nothing to say about the result except for one thing: Daphanie I owe you an apology. I was really frustrated and I did not mean to be rude to you after the incident. Sorry if I made you feel bad, I am sorry. But it doesn't seem to change anything now, since I'll be leaving to the jury house soon. Oh, and good luck to all the people remaining, except for one old chicken sausage who doesn't deserve to win. Tchau.
Julia: Well, you won't be leaving just yet, you'll be taking the same private limousine to our special jury house with one other housemate. Any guess on who it will be?
Gilbert: I think we ALL know who I want to go home.
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Julia: Housemates, please head to the arena for the start of the Fast Forward week! Up next, the HoH challenge and nominations!
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Julia: Housemates, welcome to the sixth HoH challenge. In this challenge, you'll be playing a game of VR Tetris. It's like normal Tetris, but harder. The player with the highest score after 3 minutes will be the winner!
Julia: Flint, as outgoing HoH, you can not play in this challenge.
Flint: Yeah yeah... I miss out on all the fun, I know. Can I at least get a drink?
Julia: Your games will begin, NOW!
*buzzer noise*
Mr Doubley: Weeeeee! *picks up a block and places it down exactly where it was before* For Teddy!!!
Daphanie: Oh my stars! This is quite the virtual game! Y'all ready to see my mad virtual skillz?!
Manny: Oh man, I REALLY hope this one won't electrocute me.
Julia: Don't worry Manny, we've made sure this one is 100% safe from electrocution.
Manny: Phew.
Debby: I should have wore better shoes for this. Though I really really REALLY am having so much fun right now! ROFL! I love all the rainbows and happy music! Isn't it just so joyous everyone?
Daphanie: Debby, do you even know what ROFL stands for?
Angel: Ugh. I'm just trying my hardest but I have no idea what I'm doing!
Jess: You can do it Angel! Quick grab the blue one!
Angel: Thanks Jess! Wow! Look at that score going up!
Julia: TIMES UP! Lets review the scores.... In 5th place!
Julia: DEBBY with 324 points!
Debby: Oh... Well... At least I had fun!
Julia: In 4th place....
Julia Manny! Who isn't electrocuted, and has scored 342 points!
Manny: I was too focused on not dying.
Julia: In 3rd place....
Julia: Mr Doubley! With 540 points!
Mr Doubley: Yay! We did it Teddy!!!
Julia: Finally the HoH for tonight only is...
Julia: ANGEL! With 878 points.
Daphanie: Darn! I was hopin' I had that one in the bag!
Angel: Oh yay! My second time as HoH! I'd like to thank Jess for the help!
Julia: Uh? Who...
Angel: Oh... Um... No one.
(Daphanie had 558 points)
Julia: Angel, can you please make your nominations.
Angel: Oh gee... Right now? Uhhh... Um...
Angel: Mr Doubley and Daphanie. Since they were the strongest in the challenge? I'm sorry guys.
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Julia: Alright, welcome to the PoP challenge! In this challenge, you'll have to stick to the majority as you answer the following questions. If you are in the minority, you are eliminated. We will continue until there are only two players left, the answer will then be a number.
Julia: Question 1.
Which contestant likely to be awarded first prize in the "Loudest Contestant Competition"
Green - Leann
Red - Harley
Julia: You all answered, Green, Leann.
(Answers do NOT match the answers the RL contestants gave, they just represent the scoring results)
Next question... Which contestant would most likely yell at a clumsy waitress?
Green - Leann
Red - Flint
Julia: The majority answered, Red, Flint.
Flint: Fuck off I would!
Julia: Flint and Debby, you have both been eliminated.
Flint: Well well well... Look who did shitty once again!
Debby: You.
Flint: Piss off.
Julia: Question 3... Which contestant would you most likely ask for fashion tips from?
Green - Flint
Red - Debby
Julia: The majority answered, Green, Flint.
Daphanie: What?! Debby clearly knows beauty when she sees it!
Julia: Daphanie, you have been eliminated from the competition.
Question 4 - Which contestant would most likely move to Mars?
Green - Kelly
Red - Mr Doubley
Mr Doubley: MEEEEE!!!!!!
Julia: Well... It's clear to say that was not a surprise that you all answered Red for Mr Doubley.
Doubley: Yay!
Julia: Question 5 - Which answer do you believe the majority would answer this question?
Green - Angel
Red - Daphanie
Julia: The majority answered, Green, Angel. Sorry Angel, you have been eliminated.
Angel: I was trying not to be vain. Darn.
Julia: Alright, the final question will be a number, the closest without going over will win.
What is the estimated total ages of ALL the considered applicants for this season?
Doubley: 3!!!!
Manny: Uhhh... 300?
Julia: The answer was clearly more than 3, in fact it was about 860. That means congratulations Manny, you have won the PoP!
Manny: Sweet! I FINALLY got the win I so desperately deserve. YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!! In your ugly faces, you filthy sons of-... Oh... Right... Sorry. Didn't mean to rub it in so much. My apologies.
Scores:
Manny - 10
Angel - 9
Doubley - 9
Daphanie - 8
Debby - 7
Flint - 7
Julia: Everyone please head to the lounge for the PoP Ceremony and the next voting and eviction!
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Julia: Alright, thanks for all of your cooperation. Currently, Angel is the HoH, Mr Doubley and Daphanie have been nominated and...
Julia: Manny, as the new found holder of the PoP, can you please stand and make your decision.
Manny: Alright, firstly, suck it *****! I won something! Damn right, about time!... Sorry... I'm rubbing it in again. My bad.
Julia: Please make your decision.
Manny; Alright, I haven't had much time to think but I choose to use it on-...
Doubley: *interrupts Manny and stands up* Thank you Manny!
Manny: Mr Doubley?! Wait-
Julia: *cutting off Manny* It's official. Mr Doubley has been saved from the block. Angel, please choose a replacement nominee now.
Manny: Wait, I didn't mean to...
Julia: No time for arguments Manny!
Angel: I haven't had the time to think, and my choices are between Debby and Flint. So for the replacement I'm going to nominate...
Angel: Debby!
Debby: Oh.......... My second time on the block... How.... F-fun.
Debby: *sighs* Of course... I'm nominated again... Against my closest friend and ally. Because I'm always hated, by everyone and life just wants to punish me. *sighs deeper*
Julia: It's time to vote. Debby and Daphanie are up for eviction. Angel, as the current HoH, you may not vote. Neither can our two nominees.
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Flint: I GLADLY vote to evict... Actually... No. I'm going to evict _____. I wanna see _____ squirm some more!
Mr Doubley: _____!
Manny: This is terrible! I want my PoP power back!
Julia: You're not getting it back! Now vote!
Manny: Fine. I vote out _____.
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Julia: The votes have been cast... For the second time tonight, with a vote of 2-1, its time to go...
DEBBY
You have been evicted from the Zero Privacy House!
Debby: I knew this would come since before I even agreed to my husband that I would consider signing up. Why did I even bother? Coming on this show was futile and has wasted precious time and energy which I do not have much left of because of my many illnesses. Thank you for this, really...
Debby: I never thought it would come to this. I was just starting to open up and have fun for ONCE in my life..... And you soulless, sick, despicable people had to take that away from me the first chance you got. Well, as far as I'm concerned, you can all rot in hell! ....Which is an empty threat considering hell doesn't exist, so instead: You can all drop dead and rot in this house together! Goodbye!
Julia: Welcome to the outside world, evictee number two for tonight, Debby Gloomington!
Debby: I would say it's a pleasure, but nothing is a pleasure. Life is dull and depressing but leaving the house and the game empty handed is even more dull and depressing than that.
Julia: Any last words?
Debby: I said everything I needed to inside the house.
Julia: Right... And what about the happy Debby we came to know and love?
Debby: Oh that Debby... That was all fake. Nothing in life is happy and people who act the way I acted are just fooling themselves. I'm a realist. I can see the shitty things that life presents and that's why I am who I am. I am not changing that.
Julia: You mean... It was all an act? But-But... why?!
Debby: To get people to like me... So I could win a million dollars... But now I realise, no one likes me anyway.
Gilbert: *sigh* Guess Flint got the both of his nominees out tonight.
Debby: Bah. Flint can go to hell... Which I clarified earlier doesn't exist and people who believe in it are just scared of reality and like to think there is a worse place than the real world. There isn't.
Julia: Well, I'd like to thank you both for playing the Zero Privacy game, but your time is not over yet! You'll be coming back finale night to help decide which of those final five contestants will walk away with the cash prize, as both of you will be a part of the jury!
Gilbert: Awesome! I can't wait to have my say on who wins!
Julia: I hope you both, well at least Gilbert, enjoy our luxurious jury house! Thank you both and have a lovely trip there.
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Julia: That is all for tonight. Congratulations housemates for making it to the final 5, only two more weeks to go before the finals. Enjoy it while it lasts! Thanks guys, have a great night!
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Stay tuned, as next episode, the final 5 battle it out for a new week. Who will win the HoH, who will be nominated and WHO will make it to the final 4?
It's all coming up on...
ZERO PRIVACY!
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Contestants:
Angel Lunafest - Ninjakid150
Daphanie Eads - Penguinwa101
Debby Gloomington - Turner
Flint Mercer - KingSmarties
Gilbert Castillo - ChocoCub
Harley Grey - Dje2001
Kelly Olivera - Amazingamphy
Leann McCoy - Alleenmens
London Howard - Tigerblu11
Manny Rojas - Leoin202
Mr Doubley - M13Vulpecula
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