Episode 18
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Previously on Zero Privacy,
11 housemates entered the Zero Privacy house!
As the house became divided, Flint, the outcast of the two sides, won the 5th Head of Household competition and decided to nominate his two worst enemies Debby and Gilbert.
Tonight, who will win the PoP, and will they use it to save either Debby or Gilbert from eviction?
Find out tonight on Zero Privacy!
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Daphanie: I ain't ever gonna believe that Gilbert doesn't like me anymore and went off like a hornet's nest on me y'all. Ain't never suspected that!
Manny: It'll blow over I'm sure. He's more worried about his little petty feud with Flint anyway.
Daphanie: No, he really dislikes me. I can feel it in my big toes!
Manny: How are you feeling now that you're nominated Debby? Is everything alrght?
Daphanie: I can see him outside right now y'all, spiting me from a distance!
Daphanie: Y'all better look outside! Look at him! He's a burnin' flamin' ball of hatred towards me!
Debby: Well, as a matter of fact I'm very positive despite being on the block! I'm very happy still and I know the PoP can save me and I'm not out yet! I'm still here to have more adventure!
Daphanie: Are y'all even listening to me?!
Manny: That's brilliant Debby! I have faith you'll be staying too... Kinda.
Angel: Hey guys... What are you talking about?
Daphanie: I'm talking about how Gilbert hates my guts!
Angel: I'm sure that's not true... Kind of not true.
Daphanie: I can feel his anger from a mile away! He wants to fry my bacon!
Angel: *takes a sip of juice*... He doesn't hate you. He's just a little upset after yesterday.
Daphanie: He does so!
Angel: Does not!
Daphanie: Ya-huh!
Angel: Nu-uh!... Why am I even talking like this. I've spent way too much time with Mr Doubley to even have a sensible argument right now.
Daphanie: I've never had someone dislike me before...
Angel: How about I'll go talk to him and see?
Manny: I'll come too if you'd like.
Angel: Yeah sure. Just remember you're against him too.
Manny: I know. Maybe I can sway his views.
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Manny: Hello Gilbert. How's it hanging?... Don't answer that. It's bad I presume.
Angel: You're right, I can see it in his red aura.
Gilbert: Ugh. Fine. I'm just pissed off about this game and this house.
Angel: Yeah it's a little bit of a mad house around here.
Gilbert: In all honesty, I just want to go home... To see Leann. The sooner I go the quicker I get to be back with her.
Angel: That's not going to happen. You'll be sent straight to the jury house after this and she's not there.
Manny: What are you upset about exactly, so we can try and fix it?
Gilbert: What am I upset about?... What am I upset about?! What the **** do you think I'm upset about?! Daphanie double crossed me and my loyalty to her... and Flint is a natural jerk!
Angel: Gilbert, Daphanie is really upset and she wants to make amends with you.
Manny: She didn't mean to "double cross" you. She's just playing the game.
Gilbert: Well I'm sick of this "game" already! It's stupid and I hate it. The lines are drawn and the house is splitting. Can't you see that?! It's Daphanie, Debby and you against myself, Angel and Mr Doubley! While Flint the big *** is sitting in his room giggling like a schoolgirl because somehow he's out of the fire!
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Flint: Keep talking Gilbert... I KNOW you're talking about me up there. I can see it.
Flint: Prepare to eat dirt my friend. Have fun living alone in the jury house.
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Angel: The lines aren't drawn... The don't have to be. Perhaps we should all just sit together and talk it out and forgive and forget! We can all get along and play this game in an organised manner.
Gilbert: Organised... Pfft. No one is going to just roll over and forget. I'm not especially!
Manny: Angel is right. We're all going to be friends and get along if we work towards it... Except this game, I feel, will get anything but civil from here on out. Speaking of civil! Angel, would you be a darling and help me by doing my washing. I feel like I've been wearing this outfit all season!
Angel: Um... Sure? Can't you just do it yourself.
Manny: I don't know really know how to operate the machine.
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*Doubley knocks on the door*
Doubley: Flint.
Flint: Piss off please.
*Doubley knocks on the door*
Doubley: Flint.
Flint: Fine you can come in.
*Doubley knocks on the door*
Doubley: Flint.
Flint: For ****s sake! I said come in already!
Flint: What do you want Doubley?
Doubley: *shrugs*
Flint: You're interrupting my favourite program, Gilbert Gets Grumpy, for no reason?
Doubley: Ooooh. My favourite!
Flint: Mine too Doubley. Mine too. You can stay and watch.
Doubley: *nods* Yay!
Flint: You know Mr Doubley. I admire you. You don't say or do much and you're easy to laugh at. Plus you're a good competitor surprisingly and you're not a total **** about it.
Doubley: Thanks *leans in to kiss Flint's cheek*
Flint: Woah. Back off. I don't admire you that much!... Though I do want to offer an alliance and a truce.
Doubley: *nods* Okay!
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Daphanie: Y'all I'm SUPER excited to play in this PoP! I am just lovin' these challenges! There does seem to be a little bit of drama in the house though... *bites fingernail* this game is getting INTENSE Y'all!
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Julia: Welcome housemates to the fifth PoP. Before we reveal the players, first I'd like to empty this mailbox and read out some fanmail. So lets see what we have here... *gets out a handfull of letters*
Julia: This first one here is for... Daphanie! It's from Mary, aged 17, saying "Daphanie, you are by far my fave and I totes want you to win! You're so funny and cheerful and always make every episode amazing to watch! Go Dee Go!"
Daphanie: Aww. How sweet of my fans! Love y'all!
Julia: The second one is for Gilbert! It's from Joanne, aged 22, "Gilbert! You are such a hottie and a perfect man and all your fans know you're gonna win the money at the end! So when you do, don't come to that ungrateful Leann, call me! XOXO"
Gilbert: As complimenting as that was, I think I'll stick with Leann.
Julia: Surprisingly, there's one here for Debby from John, aged 33, who says "Debby, you are so admirable and show exactly what we all feel both good and bad, without you this show would be completely undramatic and your 'change of heart' is the perfect strategic move. Clearly you're going to win Debby!"
Julia: A message here for Angel from Lydia, aged 24. "Angel you are an inspiration to mothers everywhere, you're so cool and strong and we are all rooting for you and Jess to win!"
Angel: Aww. Thank you Lydia. I miss my daughter so much! I'm doing this for her and all of you!
Julia: Mr Doubley's Number 1 Fan... Alabaster, has said, "Mr Doubely, you may remember me from our endeavour on No Privacy Season 8, I just wanted to say you are doing an excellent job in this house and I wish you the best of luck and are rooting for you to win!"
Mr Doubley: *claps* Yay! I win!
Julia: Here's one for Flint from Griselda, aged 64, saying "Keep up the good work Flint. Keep showing those snotty kids that the oldies are the best! I am on Team Flint to win Zero Privacy!"
Flint: Well, the woman clearly has taste.
Julia: And lastly, Brendan aged 45 sent to Manny. "Manuel, you have shown to be an underdog and everyone is rooting for your time to shine! We can't wait to see what you'll do in this game. Keep going strong!"
Manny: Underdog, eh? Groovy.
Julia: As for who is playing in this PoP challenge, there are only 6 players competing. The HoH, Flint, the two nominees Debby and Gilbert and three of the four remaining players chosen by a random draw. Angel, Daphanie and Manny. Which means sorry Mr Doubley, you are not playing this time.
Doubley: *pouts* Awww...
Julia: Everyone else, head to the arena!
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*PoP Challenge*
Julia: Housemates, welcome to the PoP Challenge! This challenge will test both your counting and guessing skills! This will be played in 5 rounds and you'll have to correctly, or closely guess the amount of an object in the group. The person who is the furthest away each round will be eliminated. The person who is the closest in the last round will win the PoP.
(The real challenge did NOT play in elimination. The closest person with ALL the answers won)
Julia: Round one. Contestants on your Simsung Tablets please tell me how many arrows there are on this wall shown on screen!
Gilbert: Easy Peasy
Debby: Hmm...
Daphanie: There are at least 3.
Flint: I've got this in the bag.
Manny: I'll be good at this challenge, I used to count my money ALL the time.
Angel: There we go! Done!
Julia: Alright, the contestant who was the furthest away from the actual answer was...
Julia: Flint!
Flint: ****. I thought I got it dead on. Guess not. Oh well.
Julia: Flint please head back to the lounge while we move onto round 2!
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Julia: Contestants, please tell me on your tablets how many chairs there are in this picture.
Manny: Do stools count as chairs?
Daphanie: I'm not sure... I'll count them anyway.
Angel: There are so many... I wish I could sit down. Who said we had to stand and do this?
Julia: Alright contestants, the person who was fur-... Wait... Daphanie are you done yet?
Daphanie: Hang on Jules! I'm about to beat the high score!
Julia: Daphanie!
Daphanie: Okay okay! Fine I'll stop!
Julia: Thank you. The next person who is eliminated because they were the furthest away is...
Julia: Angel!
Angel: Aww man... I got too distracted by wanting to sit down I guess.
Julia: Angel please head downstairs to the lounge while we play Round 3!
Angel: Good luck everyone!
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Julia: Housemates, tell me how many rubber bands are in the TOP pile, for comparison, the bottom pile shows ten rubber bands.
Daphanie: Look Jules! I turned it off see.
Debby: Why is mine turned off?
Manny: Mine too? What the heck?
Gilbert: What gives I wasn't done yet!
Daphanie: It's magic.
Julia: The person who was furthest away was...
Julia: Manny!
Manny: *sighs* I was hopeful that this underdog was going to win this time. Oh well.
Julia: Please head downstairs while we move onto Round 4!
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Julia: Contestants, how many lights are there in the picture on the screen?
Debby: Does the big one count as one or multiple?... Oh well... It doesn't matter. I am loving all the brightness it brings into my life.
Gilbert: 28... 29... 30...
Daphanie: Hey Gilbert. Now that we're in a room together... I just wanted to say-...
Gilbert: Daphanie. Shut up. Not now.
Daphanie: Gee Golly... Sorrreeeeeeey.
Julia: The next person who is eliminated because they were the furthest away was...
Julia: Gilbert!
Gilbert: Thanks Daphanie! That was all your fault!
Daphanie: I was gonna say sorry! I'm really really really really really really sorry!
Julia: Gilbert please head to the living room as we see who will win the PoP in the final round!
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Daphanie: Deb and Dee! What a pair! May the best gurl win!
Debby: Yes! May the best guuuurl win!
Julia: Contestants, on the screen you will see a LOT of words in a paragraph. Tell me how many words there are in the big paragraph. The bottom paragraph shows 10 words for comparison.
Debby: May we have a hint please Julia?
Julia: Sure... There are a LOT of words.
Daphanie: Golly... I haven't read so many words since I read the dictionary for fun!
Debby: You read the dictionary for fun?
Daphanie: Nah! I just looked up all the dirty words and had a good ol' giggle. Hehe!
Julia: Alright the final answers are in... The lady who was the closest to the correct answer and will win the PoP is...
Julia: Daphanie! Congratulations you have won the Power!
Daphanie: Oh Em Gee! I won the PoP two weeks in a row! I'm on a roll!
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Differences
Daphanie - 129
Debby - 400
Gilbert - 694
Manny - 1333
Angel - 1553
Flint - 13285
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Julia: Alright housemates, thank you for that successful and quick PoP challenge.
Julia: Congratulations to Daphanie who won the PoP for the second week in a row!
Daphanie: Thanks Jules!
Julia: Daphanie, please stand up and make your decision!
Daphanie: Alright... I have decided to use my new power to save...
Daphanie: No one. Sorry y'all.
Julia: Alright, that concludes the PoP Ceremony. Debby and Gilbert are the final nominees this week. I'll see you all later in the week for the eviction! Thank you housemates!
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Angel: "I feel like when anyone leaves this house they're just forgotten. Though, I swear I can still hear them in the house sometimes. Maybe Julia has them in the walls. Haha... Anyway, I miss Harley the most out of all the eliminated people. I feel he had the most to grow here."
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Leann: Umm... Hello! Aren't you going to let us out already! This is ridiculous!
London: Hmpf. They're not going to let us out. This is repulsive and unorthodox and they will be hearing from my father and his team of attorneys!
Leann: HELLO!? LET US OUTT!!!... and London... No one cares about you.
London: Hmpf. We'll see.
Harley: What's with all your ****ing racket?! Can you just chill the **** out. I'm trying to sleep and you *****'s just can't shut your holes.
London: And where is Kelly?!
Harley: She escaped somehow because she pretended to be Julia. Obviously.
London: I can't believe I'm stuck in here with you two of all people... Ugh.
Harley: You're not too flattering yourself princess. Now shut the **** up and let me sleep!
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Stay tuned, as next episode, another housemate is evicted from the house! Will it be either Gilbert or Debby? And a sudden twist will rock the house. What will it be and who will it affect?
It's all coming up on...
ZERO PRIVACY!
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Contestants:
Angel Lunafest - Ninjakid150
Daphanie Eads - Penguinwa101
Debby Gloomington - Turner
Flint Mercer - KingSmarties
Gilbert Castillo - ChocoCub
Harley Grey - Dje2001
Kelly Olivera - Amazingamphy
Leann McCoy - Alleenmens
London Howard - Tigerblu11
Manny Rojas - Leoin202
Mr Doubley - M13Vulpecula
