Episode 11
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Previously on Zero Privacy,
11 housemates entered the Zero Privacy house!
Now, only 9 remain! Previously, Harley Grey became the second evictee. While Daphanie secured her place in the house this coming week.
In the Head of Household competition, we saw Debby claim victory and nominate Flint and London for eviction while Flint won Immunity for Week 4.
Tonight, we see who will win the PoP power and will they save either Flint or London? If so, who will Debby put as a replacement?
Find out tonight on Zero Privacy!
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Angel: Look you can calm down now. We'll have a nice discussion with Debby and find out why she nominated you.
London: You mean backstabbed. Why she backstabbed me... And I am calm!
Angel: Your aura is extremely black. I know you're not okay.
London: Hmpf. What are you talking about?
Angel: Hey... Where is she?
London: Ugh. There's not that many places to hide in this house.
Angel: You'd be surprised.
London: Look. It's obvious she isn't here. That bitch couldn't face me after what she did anyway.
Angel: Calm down London! She's probably got a good explanation.
London: She'd better have a good explanation! I'm not about to lose to Debby Downer.
Angel: Look... We'll talk this out. Maybe she's somewhere else?
*The Toilet Flushes*
Debby: Oh. Hello.
London: Hello Debby. We need to talk.
Debby: Indeed. Here... Come take a seat at my meeting table.
London: Meeting table? Who gave you a meeting table?!
Debby: I'm the Head of House. Take a seat London.
Angel: This isn't one of your termination interviews is it?
London: *sighs* Look. I just want to know... Why on Earth you'd nominate me. You do remember we had a formal alliance right?
Debby: We DID have an alliance... But then I remembered that you had a formal alliance with Harley. And it was pretty unanimous when you voted him out. How did I know you wouldn't just do the same to me.
London: Look at me. I'm Debby. Paranoid and Pessimistic and I'm always so negative and boring towards everything! Blah blah blah!... Debby. You're a worthless joke. Why are you even here and who made you HoH?
Debby: I'm not paranoid, I'm realistic. You can't ignore the facts of life and your surroundings.
London: Whatever. I'm leaving.
Debby: Don't let the door hit you on the way out. Door to rump incidences make up to 1.4% of spinal injuries which can lead to paralysis and occasionally death.
Debby: She's so rude, disrespectful and condescending.
Angel: On one hand it's nice that you're showing emotions other than sadness or boredom... On the other hand, I kinda agree with her. You've definitely screwed her over and that wasn't very fair no matter what way you put it.
Debby: She did the same to Harley.
Angel: But we didn't have the majority no matter what happened and London wasn't Head of House so it wasn't her fault.
Debby: She's not a good ally and I think you should watch out for her.
Angel: But I KNOW she wouldn't backstab me. I can see it in her.
Debby: Are you sure?
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London: Can you believe her? Honestly, she is never going to last in this house. She's made far too many enemies in half a week. I think we need to take her out of our alliance. Agreed?
Angel: Yeah... I guess.
London: You guess?... Nevermind. I'm going to go to bed. I have a PoP to win in the morning.
Angel: Alright! Goodnight London. Sleep well.
Daphanie: Hiya London! How are you doin?!
London: Uh. I'm nominated. How do you think I feel?
Daphanie: I'm sorry Darlin'. I wish you luck in the PoP tomorrow!
London: Thanks Daphanie. Goodnight.
Daphanie: Night.
Daphanie: *whispering* Psst... Angel? Manny? Can we have a talk?
Angel: Sure one second. I'm coming over.
Angel: What's up? Do you wanna go somewhere and talk privately?
Daphanie: No no it's okay. Let's just keep it quiet though, okay?
Daphanie: I just want to warn you both.
Angel: Okaayyy? What about?
Daphanie: Angel. I wanna warn y'all about London. She's not very rational and alliances seem to mean nothin to her. She's nominated and I don't want y'all to be targeted with her.
Angel: I guess... But she's still my friend.
Daphanie: And Manny... I say to watch out for Flint. He's turning into some mean alcoholic and I think he should be left alone.
Manny: I agree... I'm.. *whispers softly* trying to avoid him.
Flint: *Flint is noticeably drunk* Hic. Get ovver... Here. Doubely. Triply! Ha... Triply.
Doubley: *drops a bottle and covers himself with it*... Awww :(
Flint: MANNY! Get your butt *hiccups*... Over here! Alliance meeting! NOW!
Manny: Aw crap. Really?
Daphanie: This is what I'm talkin' about. He's as drunk as a redneck on Christmas!
Manny: I have no idea what that's like... But I'll assume that's bad.
Angel: Don't let him push you around. He's not even nice to you... Or anyone really.
Manny: Yeah... Anyway. I better get over there. Night ladies!
Daphanie: Nighty Night!
Flint: MANFRED! Get over here!
Manny: It's Manuel... Actually!
Flint: Oooh. Sorry Manuel. Didn't mean to offend you... Alliance meeting. Call Doubley over here.
Doubley: Here?
Flint: OH. You're here. Didn't hear you there. You're so quiet! What are you hiding?
Doubley: Eggs.
Flint: What about some money? You got any *hiccups* money for old papa? I know you've got some hey Richie Bitch.
Manny: Flint. Will you shut up?!
Flint: Oh I'm sorry did I hit a nerve?
Manny: No you're just an annoying drunk who needs to shut up!
Manny: Honestly, your drinking needs to stop! You're going home and you're dragging us with you! I'm not having this alliance. I've been nominated once... Never again!
Doubley: *nods* No drinking! No nominations!
Flint: Listen here you little shits! You're gonna stay with me and get me the money and you're gonna like it! Or I'll make your lives in here hell.
Manny: You already do you make it hell! You make everyone's times time here hell! Get a grip!
Flint: Shut the hell up! You don't know nothing and you're worthless!
Manny: I may not have as much money as I used to! But I am worth more than you're sorry ass any day! You're going down Flint! You're nominated and you've got the biggest target on your back. Everyone is against you and you're just a sad, lonely, drunk excuse of a man!
Flint: Look who finally grew a backbone! Mr "I-Cant-Win-A-Competition"!
Doubley: Hmpf.
Flint: Where the fuck are you going Tripley?!
Doubley: Away.
Flint: Get the fuck back here or I'll make sure you never see the daylight again!
Doubley: No!
Flint: If you don't get back here RIGHT NOW... This alliance is over!
Doubley: *Blows a raspberry at Flint*
Manny: Yeah you show him with your sass, Doubley! He's an ass!
Flint: Screw you both!
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*Leann and Gilbert giggle*
Leann: So... Are we totally a thing? Like... Officially?
Gilbert: Hell yeah! I thought everyone already knew that!
Leann: Well let me show you how official I can make it.
Gilbert: Oh... Hehe.
*they kiss passionately*
London: Excuse me to interrupt you both with your coitus.
*They keep kissing*
London: Hello?! Guys!
Leann: What do you want London? Can't you see you're interrupting?
London: Well, I'm sorry to interrupt. I'd like to apologise for everything that's happened so far. I didn't mean for all the hatred and overreaction and I've come to see that I value you both as players and that turning on the alliance was a rude gesture. I'd like to clear the air between us. What do you both say?
Gilbert: Aww, that's fine London, Apology ac-...
Leann: NOT ACCEPTED! Apology NOT accepted!
Gilbert: Not accepted? Leann! What?
Leann: Of course, sweetie. I don't believe your apology London and frankly I don't believe you're being genuine.
Leann: You broke our alliance and promises, you left us and hated on us. And now that your "alliance" is falling apart. You come back grovelling to us! I don't believe it!
London: I am coming as an act of good faith to clear up any issues that were present. Hmpf. Now all I see is that you're a stuck up cow of a woman and I have a right to be hatred of you.
Leann: Leave London. We don't want to talk to you.
Gilbert: I'll talk to her.
Leann: No... We won't. We don't like you London. Go to hell.
London: Hell... Hmpf. I'll see you there!
Leann: GLADLY!
London: I will take you down LEANN! Mark my words!
Leann: I AM marking them... I give them a 3!
Angel: Woah! This atmosphere is extremely awkward.
Debby: Always. I don't admire their fighting. Too much conflict in this house.
Julia: Everyone head to the Lounge Room for the PoP Competition!
Daphanie: Darn! I was just about to finish weedin' the garden!
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*General Chatter*
Julia: Hello housemates! Welcome to today's PoP competition! Are we all ready to party?
Debby: No.
Julia: Well that's a shame. Playing in our competition tonight is the HoH, Debby.
Julia: The nominees London and Flint.
Julia: And three contestants chosen from a random draw... Leann.
Julia: Gilbert.
Julia: And Angel... Everyone grab your best partying gear and head to the Competition Arena!
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Julia: Housemates, welcome to the PoP competition. This competition is called Musical Chairs!
Julia: Across the ballroom is a group of chairs in which you will have to race towards.
Julia: Music will play for a while...
Julia: When the music stops... You'll have to race across the room to sit on one of the seats.
Julia: However...
Julia: One of the seats will be missing and one contestant will be eliminated.
Julia: Once eliminated that contestant will win a prize or penalty... One of which will be the PoP! Are we ready to begin?
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*Round 1*
Julia: The music begins now! Good luck contestants!
*A random pop song begins to play... Probably by KT! or someone*
*The Music Stops*
Gilbert: Got it!
Leann: Aha! Yay!
Debby: ...
Angel: Flint you're facing the wrong way.
Flint: Hey! At least I'm sitting on it. It counts. Shut up.
Julia: London you have been eliminated.
London: Oh well... PoP is mine I guess. Good.
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*Round 2*
Julia: Music begins now... Good luck again everyone.
*4 Chairs*
Leann: Oh wow... I REALLY need the toilet! Please don't take my toilet! I need to pee so badly!
*A Random Rock Song Plays*
*The Music Stops*
Leann: Oh no! I was distracted! Ah! Wait Wait! I need that toilet!
Leann: Debby wait! I need the toilet!
Debby: Fine... I'll give you the toilet... But only because I know what it's like to have a bladder condition that causes you to pee in public or when you feel anything like excitement or shock. You can have it.
Leann: Could everyone like... Turn around for like a moment and block your ears?
Angel: Ew Leann gross!
Gilbert: I don't think you can sit here even though there's space. Sorry Deb.
Julia: I'm sorry Debby. You cannot share a seat with someone. You have been eliminated.
Debby: I'll take the second prize.
Debby: Insta-Good?... Right. I'll keep it.
Julia: Alright... So London is our current PoP holder.
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*Round 3*
*Three Chairs*
Julia: Good luck. Again.
*A Random Kids Music Song Plays*
*The Music Stops*
Leann, Flint and Angel: I got a chair!
Gilbert: Dang.
Julia: I'm so......... Sorry. I was distracted by your lack of a shirt.
Gilbert: You like?
Leann: Julia! Eyes off my man!
Julia: Gilbert you have been eliminated.
Gilbert: PoP Token... I'll take that.
Julia: London still has the PoP!
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*Round 4*
*2 Chairs*
*Classical Music Begins to Play*
*The Music Stops*
Angel: I got the stool!
Flint: You can't sit here! I'm taking up all the room!
Leann: You ALWAYS take up the whole room.
Flint: Piss off.
Julia: Leann you have been eliminated since there are no chairs left.
Leann: Debby... I'll take that Bonus off your hands! You can be locked outside of the week!
Julia: Just to recap... London has the PoP. Leann now has Debby's Bonus and Debby now has Leann's prize which was to be Locked Outside for the Week.
Julia: Flint wake up!
Flint: No. I'm hungover. Leave me alone.
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*Final Round*
Julia: Okay... Dance this time guys!
Flint: No.
Angel: This dance train is leaving the building!!!
Julia: There is a red and a blue chair... Only one is correct.
*The music stops*
Flint: I'm in front... I guess it's my choice!
Angel: You'd better choose right though! I have a strong sense that I know which one is good!
Julia: Alright... Flint chooses Red and Angel gets the Blue.... The winner of the challenge is...
Julia: Flint!
Flint: HA! Take that! It's all my choice now!
Angel: Sorry Leann... I'll take what you took from Debby... I'll have that Bonus.
Leann: Fine! I didn't want it anyway!
Angel: Sorry Leann.
Flint: Hey Sweetie... Thanks for keeping my seat warm.
London: You're welcome, Sweetheart.
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Julia: Congratulations to Flint for winning the PoP... Lets have a look at the other winners... And losers... This challenge!
Julia: Angel you have won the Secret Bonus, "Insta-Good". Which will be helpful in the next HoH!
Julia: Gilbert you have won an Automatic PoP Token... Which means you get to play in the next PoP no matter what!
Julia: Debby... You have the penalty of being Locked Outside for a Week... You will not be allowed to enter the house or kitchen, starting after the next eviction.
Julia: Leann... You have won the fabulous...
Julia: HOTDOG COSTUME! You will be made to wear it after the eviction ceremony is complete!
Julia: And lastly, London... You have won the Secret Penalty... "Insta-Bad" which will partially hinder you in the next HoH... But not much.
Julia: Thank you housemates... Head back to the lounge!
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Doubley: Truth!
Daphanie: Okay... Who do you like most in the house!
Doubley: Teddy! ... Manny?
Manny: Oh... Uhh... Me?... I don't really wanna play. I'm kinda sad that I'm not in the PoP AGAIN!
Daphanie: Hey! At least you were in the immunity challenge... I haven't played in a challenge since like the HoH.
Manny: Yeah but you're immune!
Daphanie: Aww darn! They're back! I was gonna go pee!
Julia: Sorry Daphanie. You'll have to hold it in.
Daphanie: Oh darn! You can edit that out right! You're not supposed to hear that.
Julia: I'm sorry Daphanie. We hear everything and we film everything!... Now... Congratulations to Flint who won this weeks PoP! Flint... Before you make your decision on what you'd like to do with your power... Would the nominees say a few words as to why they should be saved?
Flint: There's no need for that I'm saving myself.
Julia: Uhh... Alright then...
Julia: Debby. If you would kindly like to choose a replacement nominee.
Debby: It saddens me to do this but my replacement nominee is...
Debby: Leann because in this game of cat and mouse you're the mouse and I'm the cat... Although I'll probably die first because did you know the number one killer of cats is feline AIDS? I should mention I also have AIDS. Remember kids, sex kills....
Leann: Debby. Ew. Stay away from me!
Julia: The final nominees are London and Leann. Thank you housemates, I'll see you all tomorrow for the eviction. Goodnight.
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Prizes
(All Prizes are effective after Eviction #3)
London - Secret Penalty (Insta-Bad)
Debby - Locked Outside for the next week
Gilbert - Automatic PoP Token
Leann - Hotdog Costume for a next week
Angel - Secret Bonus (Insta-Good)
Flint - PoP
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Stay tuned, as next episode, we see who will be evicted this week? Will it be Leann or London being evicted? Who will vote to keep who?
It's all coming up on...
ZERO PRIVACY!
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Contestants:
Angel Lunafest - Ninjakid150
Daphanie Eads - Penguinwa101
Debby Gloomington - Turner
Flint Mercer - KingSmarties
Gilbert Castillo - ChocoCub
Harley Grey - Dje2001
Kelly Olivera - Amazingamphy
Leann McCoy - Alleenmens
London Howard - Tigerblu11
Manny Rojas - Leoin202
Mr Doubley - M13Vulpecula
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