Zero Privacy - A Sims Reality Show: June 2016

Episode 21

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Previously on Zero Privacy,

Eleven housemates entered the house, however, now after a surprising tantrum from Daphanie and the collapsing of both her and Manny, leading to Manny to be removed from the game due to medical reasons, we are down to our final 4. Angel, Daphanie, Flint and Mr Doubley. Who will become the new HoH? Who will be the new nominees?

Find out tonight on Zero Privacy!

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Daphanie: Whew Y'all! Yay! Final 4 baby! Also y'all guys I'm just so sorry for blowing up like that you know it's not me, but this house has been driving me BONKERS! Locked up with these people for DAYSSSS, WEEEKKSS! and I just COULDN'T HOLD my filter one more'gin!!! But I REALLY do care about my housemates... Angel, is so sweet and dare I say she's more optimistic than me! *laughs* Flint, even though he's a cranky old alcoholic coot... the man is thoughtful... sometimes... *laughs* and Doubley, he's such a delight, he makes me smile EVERYDAY...

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Angel: I was so worried about you Dee. We all were. I'm really glad that you're alright.

Daphanie: I appreciate y'all's concern. I lost my temper worse than drunk pa at a big family Thanksgiving'! I just can't believe that poor Manny is gone... Both of my allies left the house, all in the span of one week! I'm so sorry that I lost my cool at y'all. I really didn't mean it.

Angel: It's understandable. This house just does our heads in!

Daphanie: Here! Have a hug!

Angel: Oh! Alright... Thanks Dee. I forgive you. Just don't let it happen again.

Daphanie: I won't... Yet, ya crazy b****.

Angel: What was that last part? I didn't quite get it?

Daphanie: Uhh... It was nothing. Just a little crude joke that I probably shouldn't have said. Don't worry. I'm sure you'll hear it when y'all get together and watch the show at my victory party.

Daphanie: I AM gonna win! I got this in the bag y'all!

Angel: Alrightttt no need to turn into Manny just because you're in the final four.

Daphanie: I know darlin'! You know I'm only teasin'! Say... How about this... Since I lost my ally, and you lost yours. How about we team up? We can be the final two, together!

Angel: That actually sounds... Wonderful! I'll take it!

Daphnaie: I think us nice gals should make it compared to the grump ol' hoot, Flint, and even though he's so lovely, Mr Doubley.

Angel: I have to admit, they are quite the power couple and I sense them taking each other... Probably. I don't see Flint and Mr Doubley going after each other any time soon.

Daphanie: They're practically married!

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Flint: Man am I glad I'm not married to you... Finally, heres a nice drink, the first of many drink this afternoon, to celebrate me making it to the final 4...

Flint: And for you I guess also... Not for making it this far, but for riding along with me... Too bad now we will be separating... Cya!

Mr Doubley: HuH?! Aww...

Flint: I'm joking. Lighten the **** up. Celebrate with me, the fact that I'm still here and going to win a large sum of money. *pours a drink*

Mr Doubley: To Teddy! Cheers! *takes a very large and loud gulp*

Flint: Yeah... That was my drink...

Mr Doubley: Uh oh... Oops... *spits it all back into the glass* Sorry.

Flint: You know what... You keep it. I'll make another.

Doubley: Uh... HoH?

Flint: I'm going to win, clearly... Let me celebrate in your usual atmosphere, silence.

Doubley: Worried?

Flint: I'm never worried. Like I said... I'm going to win... Now please be quiet like usual... No more questions about the game, please.

Doubley: *seductive but squeeky voice* Sexuality?

Flint: I beg your ****ing pardon... That is NOT what I meant when I said no more questions about the game... I meant no more! Period!

Doubley: Uhhh... Nominations?! Me? Daphanie? Angel? TEDDY?!

Flint: Ugh... *takes a sip* I'll answer your ****ing questions if you skinny dip in the pool in front of the whole house and do my laundry for the rest of the show.

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*later that night*

Flint: I can't believe he's ****ing doing it.

Doubley: TeddDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Daphanie: Ewwwwwww!!!! OMG OMG OMG!!! NO NO NO!!! That's grosser than-... Than... I can't even think of a witty joke! My brain is to scarred from this!

Flint: My eyes are burning in my head. They are burning so badly! Someone please evict me so I can go see Debby's therapist!

Angel: I'm so glad that I looked away. I could sense a deep dark event occurring in this house, and clearly this was it. This is a dark day indeed.

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Angel: Hey Jess... Are you present?... Do I need to do a seance?

Jess: Hey Angel! I'm here! I'm always here! Watching like these cameras! Hehe!

Angel: In one way that's kind of creepy, in the other, I should be used to it and completely understand.

Jess: Do you wanna play a game?! How about hide and seek!?

Angel: Last time we played hide and seek... You made me walk in on Flint passed out in the bathtub.

Jess: Tehe! That was funny!

Angel: Jess... Can I ask you something? A few things actually...

Jess: *in a demonic voice* NO!

Angel: Jessica! What did I say about using your demon voice?

Jess: To... To not to.

Angel: That's my girl... I wanted to ask... Am I a bad mother for leaving my daughter for so long?

Jess: You're a great mother! I wish I had you as a mommy!... I never really had a mommy.

Angel: I know sweetpea.

Doubley: *still dripping wet and whistling "All the Single Ladies"*

*Angel can be heard slightly through the door*

Doubley: Hmmm?

Doubley: *puts his ear to the door* OoooooHH!

Angel: I also wanted to ask about nominations if I win this HoH? Who do you think is the biggest enemy? You see all around this house, what do you think?

Jess: Well... I'd say that Mr Bubbly is a strong player... And a bit silly. Hehe.

Angel: I think you mean, Mr Doubley.

Jess: Oh yeah! And that meanie Mr Flint!

Angel: I agree... Flint definitely is a bit of a grump, isn't he? What about Daphanie?

Jess: She's nice and gives lots of hugs! I give her lots of hugs back too!

Angel: Does she know about this?!?!

Jess: Hehe! Nope!

Julia: Angel, please go to the diary room.

Angel: I wonder what this could be about? Just another talk hopefully.

Jess: Have fun!

Doubley: Uh oh!

*Angel opens the door to see a nude Mr Doubley*

Angel: *screams* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!

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Angel: I am officially scarred for life... Nothing could ever prepare me for what I just accidentally got shocked by... I was even looking down because of the door handle and I-... *shudders*... No matter what, no ghost or spirit is EVER that scary!

Julia: We've called you in here for one reason, Angel. We've discussed it with the producers, and even though you were technically the outgoing Head of Household for the upcoming HoH and week that Manny was medivacced from the game. No new HoH was crowned and you will NOT be eligible to compete in this upcoming Head of Household competition. Is that understood?

Angel: Yeah, that sounds reasonable.

Julia: Thank you Angel. That is all I had to tell you. We just didn't wanna surprise you or anything.

Angel: No worries. I've had far too many surprises for this lifetime.

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Flint: Daphanie. I'd like to talk game with you. Right now.

Daphanie: Uhh... Sure. I think I can fit you in for an appointment.

Daphanie: What's the word, hummingbird? What's the goss, boss? Whats the deal, banana peel? Whats going on,... Uhh... *Jamaican accent* Mon?

Flint: You and me... Alliance. We'll take out Angel and Mr Doubley and we'll go straight to the finale together. It's simple. They're no competition at all! Mr Doubley will just do what I tell him and Angel isn't even as strong as she thinks.

Daphanie: Hmm... You sure do put up a convincing arguement.

Flint: Wait... I haven't even given you my selling points! It's that simple.

Daphanie:.... Uh... Sure! Yeah! It's that simple.

Flint: This is too easy!

Julia: Housemates! Please head to the Arena for the next Head of Houeshold Competition!

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Flint: Of course I'm offering an alliance to Daphanie! Mr Doubley wouldn't nominate me, he's like my sheep and i'm the shepherd! Angel, well... She's really alone right now and she can't be the HoH, as she told us today. That leaves Daphanie... Now we've got a final 2 deal... Which I'll definitely break. This is just for this week. I've gotta save my own ass any way I can! I'm gonna win this game, you'll all see!

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*The HoH Competition*

Daphanie: OMG! That's my favourite movie y'all! "Red Chair Renegades"! Y'all seen that movie?!

Angel: Oooh... "The Candle Lady in Black". My favourite.

Flint: Yes! "The Photon-ator". Classic film! Did you know I was an extra in the film?

Daphanie: I did! You really killed that series... Off.... You killed it off. Thats why they didn't make a sequel.

Angel: Where is Mr Doubley?

Flint: Getting changed, I think.

Angel: He only brought like two outfits. How long does it take?

Flint: Lets just take a seat and wait it out.

Julia: Welcome to the... 7th? Head of Household challenge... I think it's the 7th... I've lost count now. So much happened in the past week that I've lost track... Either way, welcome to the Head of Household Challenge. Angel, you are not eligible to compete since you were the last outgoing Head of Household.

Julia: This challenge is called "Cinematic Smart Alec" and here is how it works. We'll show you a series of segments from popular films.

Julia: You'll have to figure out what film you're watching, remember the films you saw, in order and then...

Julia:... You'll head to the private room to write down all your answers on our sponsored, Simsung Tablets. The person with the most correct will win the title of HoH. Do we understand?

All: Yes!

Julia: The films begin... NOW! Start remembering!

*The films start rolling*

Flint: I know this one! I know this one! Seen it! Seen it! Seen it!

Daphanie: Flint! Shhh! I'm concentrating.

Doubley: Teddy!... Mental note time!.... Oh no... No pen.

Flint: Oh that's "Space Warriors 5", no it's "Priests in Power", nope it's "Fast Fast 5"... Just kidding it's "Star Wars 38: Return of the Jedi Robot Queen of the Death Star from Space"

Daphanie: Flint! Stop it... You're not distracting me! I know it isn't any of those movies!... Or is it?

Flint: I know sweetheart! I'm just trying to jumble your brain so you can't go and write it down! Get it? I wanna win... Ooooh! I love this film!

Daphanie: Ugh! I hate horror... Bring out the romantic comedy!

Doubley: *shudders* Scarrryyyy.

Flint: Oh lighten up! It's great!

Doubley: I like this one!

Flint: Seriously?!

Flint: Wait?! That's it!? I totally missed a few! ****!

Daphanie: Oh no! My brain is all jumbled! Thanks Flint!

Doubley: I couldn't find my pen! Uh oh! Help Teddy?

Julia: Well it seems like you're all thoroughly confused, please head now to separate rooms to fill in your answers. Good luck!

Flint: I remember "Cats in Space" was first... Or was it "Umm Umm from Umsville" that was before that...? What's the name of that film again... The one with Beryl Steep?

Doubley: *writes in some answers* Ummm... oh! "Teddy goes to Paris"!

Daphanie: Alright... So I remember the Steven Hollywood film... And "Fast Fast 5"... Or did Flint say that?... I think it was Flint. Golly, this is tough!

Julia: Alright, your time is up and you've all submitted your answers.

Julia: Contestants, please try your doors.

Julia: The new Head of Household, and the highest scorer for this game will be the one who can open their door.

Julia: Please try now.

*door rattling can be heard*

???: I won?!

Angel: Congratulations! You won!

Mr Doubley: *does a little dance* Yay! For Teddy!

Julia: Congratulations, Mr Doubley, you are the new Head of Household! You have fasttracked your way to the final 3! Congratulations!

Mr Doubley: Woohoo!

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Scores:

Doubley - 20

Daphanie - 19

Flint - 18

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Flint: Darn... Was it close?

Daphanie: I couldn't remember anything thanks to Flint!

Julia: It was surprisingly very close! Well played everyone... Though now, it is time to see Mr Doubley's nominations. Mr Doubley, if you'd like to choose your nominees.

Julia: Mr Doubley?

Flint: Where are you pushing me? Back in here?

Mr Doubley: Hehe... Lock!

Flint: What the **** are you doing?!

Flint: Oh wait... I get it... He's going to reveal them through the locked doors again. Smart!

Doubley: Alright... Unlock!

Julia: Which do we unlock.

Doubley: *points at a door* Safe!

Julia: Alright. Please try your doors... The person who is NOT on the block is...

Daphanie: Me! Yay! Thanks Mr Doubley! You're a doll!

Julia: That means the nominees for this week are Flint and Angel.

Flint: Doubley, what the ****?

Angel: No hard feelings. There's only so many options and the PoP really is the power this week.

Julia: Have a good day housemates! See you all for the PoP in a few days.

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Stay tuned, as next episode, the finals draw even closer! The final 4 will become the final 3! Who will win the PoP and who will be the sole vote to evict? Will it be Daphanie, Flint or Angel? And who will be evicted?

It's all coming up on...

ZERO PRIVACY!

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