Episode 16
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Previously on Zero Privacy,
11 housemates entered the Zero Privacy house!
Angel won the 4th Head of Household competition and nominated London and Mr Doubley for eviction. While Daphanie secured her place with yet another Immunity Challenge victory!
In the special Christmas PoP competition, Daphanie won the power and used it to save Mr Doubley from the chopping block, which cause Angel to put Manny up as the replacement nominee.
Find out tonight on Zero Privacy!
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Gilbert: La deliciosa comida está lista !
Manny: The fine meal is ready?
Gilbert: Yeah? Wait. You speak Spanish?
Manny: Por supuesto hablo español, idiota.
Gilbert: Thanks -_-
Gilbert: Thanks -_-
Daphanie: Ummm... Gilbert? Since when did you know how to cook so well?
London: This food looks like it came from a four star restaurant... Not a five star. I've experienced those and this is NOT it.
Manny: I second that. Not even close.
Gilbert: Thank you? I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be insulted or not... Anyway, I learnt to cook to impress the ladies! Haha... Is it working?
London, Daphanie and Angel: No.
Mr Doubley: Yes!
Gilbert: Dig in everyone!
Manny: Wait! This is the last time we'll all be together... Again... For the fourth time. One of us will be leaving again and we'll never have all of us at a table together. Shouldn't we say some kind words or at least give thanks and be merry before we eat?
Doubley: *crunches loudly on some cereal* ... Oopsies! *looks embarrassed* Sowwy.
Gilbert: Mr Doubley, are you seriously eating cereal? For dinner?
Doubley: *nods* Yeah.
Daphanie: Hey y'all. I'm gonna get a drink. Any y'all want some?
Angel and London: Yes please.
Angel and London: Can you please stop saying what I'm saying.
Angel and London: Honestly!
Daphanie: MmmmMM! Gotta love me some cow juice... Or Milk, in your alien language. Y'all okay with cow juice?... Oh wait... Debby's lactose intolerant.
Daphanie: Where is Debby?
Angel: She's outside like usual.
London: Obviously... Could you please hurry up with that drink? I'm parched!
Debby: *sighs*
Daphanie: I'm gonna take her some dinner. It's not fair that she cant have it here with us.
London: Oh please... She never eats proper food anyway. Why does this time matter? What DOES matter is my drink, which I can clearly see has NOT be brought to me yet and I am beginning to question "Why?"
Angel: She's been very distant and upset lately.
Flint: Pfft. She's ALWAYS like that. Can we please eat yet? I'm ****ing starving!
Debby: Sadness to people's lives... Blah blah blah... *sighs*
Daphanie: Debby! Hey! I brought you some eats!
Debby: Oh... Thank you. I'm not hungry right now though.
Daphanie: Cmon! You gotta try some of Gilberts food. It's delish.
Daphanie: You'll thank me later!
Debby: I'm a vegetarian now and I'm also deadly allergic to-... Nevermind she's gone.
Debby: Why does life hate me? Why does everyone hate me? It's too hard to NOT have a negative realistic outlook on everything that goes on because life is horrible and negative and the chances of happiness and slim and futile... Ugh... Santa Claus is right. Everyone is right! I'm just horrible and bring sadness to the world with my negative attitude...
...
Theres only one thing left to do.
Debby: Be positive!
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London: Hmm... I've tasted better things in a three star restaurant. This chicken is dry and overcooked.
Angel: Since when were you an expert on food?
London: Hmpf... I'm an expert on a lot of things. No one seems to listen.
Gilbert: Overcooked?! Three star? Man, my cooking is awesome though! Why would you say that?!
Flint: No she's right... It's pretty sh***y.
Gilbert: Thanks Flint, your input was definitely required, a**hole.
Angel: I think it's actually lovely Gilbert, thank you for this wonderful meal!
Daphanie: Mhmmm! Me too darlin'! I love it!
Flint: *sighs* Yes... Thank you for dinner and sorry for pointing out and voicing my right opinion.
Gilbert: I'll take it.
Julia: CONTESTANTS I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE
Angel: AHHH! Turn it down! Turn it down!
London: Why are the speakers so loud?
Julia: Sorry... Is this better?
Angel: Much better. You gave me a fright!
Julia: Like you've seen a ghost?
Angel: Uhh... Sure.
Julia: No eviction to be held tonight... Instead... Tomorrow morning.
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London: As we all know, I'm up for eviction AGAIN this week. Unlike last week, Leann isn't here to be evicted in my place. So instead, I'll have to ensure that I receive minimal votes and stay in this competition as I deserve in order to progress to the finale and possibly win the awarded cash prize. My plan today is to make sure that no one is able to plot to have me evicted, instead they may have to plan to evict our poor friend Manny.
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Debby: OMG! Hello "besties". What is up?
Daphanie: The patio roof... Oooh! No! A bird just flew by!... Just kidding. My IQ is up.
Debby: Ha Ha Ha. You're SO funny Dee! You make me chuckle.
Manny: Since when did you start being so... "happy"? I haven't seen you this happy since... Ever. Actually... I haven't seen you even close to being this happy. Or happy at all... What's changed?
Debby: I am seeing the joy in life. Isn't it wonderful?!
Manny: It certainly is. You've gone from most miserable to most positive in the house in one night.
Daphanie: *speaking through her smiling teeth* Of course... You're the. Most. "Positive"... In. This.. *twitches* House.
Debby: We should discuss something fun... Like... Happiness and... Laughter.
Manny: Or you could both discuss who you are going to vote out? Just to clarify you aren't-...
London: Hello fellow housemates. What are you clarifying here?
Manny: Fancy meeting you here, London. Do you come here often?
London: Every day for the past 4 weeks... Now what are you talking about? Am I interrupting your conversation. My apologies if I am.
Daphanie: Aww. Y'all better not worry bout that. We were just discussin-...
Debby: Hey London! How is my great friend today?!
London: I am fine, considering the fact that it's eviction this morning.
Debby: Don't worry about that! Be positive! Here... Let me give you a high five, like the cool kids do.
London: I don't want to high five you or anyone... ever ... and whats with this different attitude?
Debby: What about a hug?
London: Please don't touch me.
Debby: I'm being more positive and fun and HAPPY! I'm bringing joy to the world and I love everything and everyone!
London: ...
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London: Well, my plan failed... BY DEBBY!!!
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Gilbert: Evict this morning and then the HoH... You pumped? I already did my, *coughs* 5 kilometre jog around the yard and like 100 sit ups in preparation.
Angel: I'm not participating in the next HoH, remember? Outgoing HoH.
Gilbert: Oh right... Then who are you voting out this morning then?
Angel: What part of outgoing HoH do you not get?
Gilbert: I've yet to be HoH, so I don't remember...?
Flint: Guys! GUYS! You have GOT to see this... It's Debby... She's smiling and acting like a total moron! Come quickly!
Mr Doubley: *snaps awake* Whaa?!
Flint: Doubley! You have got to see this buddy! It's Debby Downer! She's acting happy.
Angel: What's wrong with her being happy? Maybe she caught an uplifting wind.
Flint: Ha! Or maybe she caught the plague and is finally happy cause she's gonna die and it'll release her from her sh***y life and Gilbert's cooking.
Gilbert: Angel, can you remind me it's against the rules to beat the hell out of Flint. Just leave Debby alone, I'm sure she's perfectly fine.
Angel: I personally think that it's wonderful that Debby has taken a happy and positive outlook on life. I support it. I knew she had it in her.
Flint: You're both so lame. Come on Doubley! You gotta come laugh at her with me.
Doubley: *nods and gets up*
Gilbert: You don't really think she's dying do you?
Angel: Who would have diagnosed her?!
Gilbert: I dunno... London's smart.
Angel: She's a businesswoman, not a medical professional.
Gilbert: Didn't Daphanie have a job as a nurse once?
Angel: I'm pretty sure that was part of a joke she was telling.
Gilbert: It's still possible. Maybe the resident doctor here checked up on her while we were all inside or sleeping.
Angel: Really? In the middle of the night, the doctor made a surprise visit to Debby. Seriously, she's fine.
Flint: Doubley! Hurry up!
Doubley: Yes!
*Doubley stumbles on the stairs*
*he falls down*
Flint: You're a spaz.
Flint: No, Seriously... You're an idiot in practically every way. Now come and laugh at Debby with me.
Doubley: *shrugs* Comfortable.
Julia: Everyone, please head to the lounge. Today's eviction will begin shortly!
Flint: Annnnnndddd... You missed it. GREAT.
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Julia: Welcome Housemates to a special morning eviction, for no real special reason other than the fact that I had a date last night. It went well.
Julia: On tonights chopping block and up for possible eviction... London and Manny.
Julia: As current HoH, Angel can not vote, neither can the two nominees who will now give speeches as to why they should stay.
Julia: Ladies first?
Flint: She means you Manny!
Manny: Oh HA HA! You're soooo funny Flint.
London: Well, to begin my case as to why I should stay, I am a loyal player and friend and I do not backstab. Unlike some other people in this room and outside this house who have shown to be untrustworthy. Secondly, I am a valuable asset and have yet to win a single competition and pose no threat to you all in this house. Thus, you all should vote to keep me in here. Thank you.
Julia: Thank you London. Manny?
Manny: Well, like London, I'm a great ally and a loving friend! I like to think everyone is happy to have me here and enjoys my companionship... I also have yet to win a competition, though I'm trying my best! I think you should vote to keep me in and give me another chance to prove myself to you all.
Julia: It takes 3 votes to evict. Daphanie, you're up first!
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Daphanie: I vote to evict _____ because... they are a immediate threat to my game.
Gilbert: I vote to evict _____ because... Er...I'd rather not talk about it.
Doubley: *snif* "_____..." *snnrrfjj*
Flint: I vote to evict ______ because they have let themselves down once again.
Debby: I vote to evict _____, because we're not exactly what one would call "friends". But who even does nowadays with all this faux communication through social media?
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Julia: The votes are in. With a unanimous vote, 5 - 0...
LONDON
Julia: You have been evicted from the Zero Privacy House.
London: FINE! Are you happy everyone? You've successfully voted unanimously for me two weeks in the running. Real mature. Nice to know that my "friends" have some sympathy here. Goodbye, but don't think this is the last you'll see of London Howard! Enjoy my jury vote!
Debby: Bye sweetie! Have a safe trip on the outside! Tell your family how much you love them and give them a big hug and tell them that I love them too! Byeeeeee!
London: Oh, go swim in the toilet, you lying hag.
London: Alright London. You're confident and powerful and stunning. Just breathe. *sighs*
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Julia: Welcome evictee #4, London! London welcome to the outside!
London: Thank you, it is nice to meet you Julia. You're much prettier in person.
Julia: Why thank you, you're looking great yourself.
Julia: Lets talk about your experience in the house. How do you say it all went?
London: I tried my hardest in the competitions, but power seemed too far out of my grasp and skill range. The alliances I made seemed to prefer to backstab me and play against me. People decided they wanted to vote me out two weeks in a row. I guess they got their wishes. They'll pay because now I'll be in the jury!
Julia: Sadly, you were one week off the jury. The jury will begin next week.
London: Drat!
Julia: Now lets listen to some goodbyes your fellow contestants prepared for you.
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Doubley: *sjjrrff* "Nooo..."
Gilbert: I really find your strong personality attractive. It makes you a really unique character. I'm sorry for your loss and wish you a bright future.
Flint: London, I'm so so so so sorry to see you go... Hahahaha, like hell I am, have fun on the outside!!!
Daphanie: Bye Gurlllll.... tell Julia hi for us... oh and I guess you can't be mad at any of us anymore since you and Kelly will be chilling outside the house... bless your heart...
Debby: Bye Felicia! ....That IS what the cool kids say nowadays, right? I was never a cool kid. Oh well, I suppose I'll never be. Good luck out there, try not to get hit by a bus the moment you step out onto a street.
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London: Daphanie says hello.
Julia: We're not here to talk about Daphanie. We're here to talk about you. How do you feel?
London: Sad that I have to leave so soon before I could REALLY get into the game. I had great strategic plans. I'm a great mind after all.
London: Indeed. Any final thoughts?
London: I guess I have to say goodbye, and this is what will kill me. I have enjoyed this competition, but while I've made friendships I hope bloom over the course of my lifetime, obviously not enough people consider me to be someone who is willing to continue in this reality contest. To my close friends, I wish you all well in this game. To my enemies, I hope you enjoy the depth of hell you're thrust into, because nobody messes with me. You haven't seen the last of London Howard. Goodbye, good luck, and most of all, I hope you all miss my presence, because in truth, I am the only London Howard, and now I am gone.
Julia: Thank you for playing London (and Tiger). We loved to watch you and wish you the best outside of the game!
London: It was a pleasure to be here darling! Thank you and goodbye. London. Out.
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Daphanie: Ahhh Ya'll! I can't belive I have immunity for this next week! Ya'll your Extrovert Einstein is safe for another week!!!!
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Stay tuned, as next episode, we see how the house reacts to London's eviction and who will be crowned the next Head of Household.
It's all coming up on...
ZERO PRIVACY!
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Contestants:
Angel Lunafest - Ninjakid150
Daphanie Eads - Penguinwa101
Debby Gloomington - Turner
Flint Mercer - KingSmarties
Gilbert Castillo - ChocoCub
Harley Grey - Dje2001
Kelly Olivera - Amazingamphy
Leann McCoy - Alleenmens
London Howard - Tigerblu11
Manny Rojas - Leoin202
Mr Doubley - M13Vulpecula
