Episode 12
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Previously on Zero Privacy,
11 housemates entered the Zero Privacy house!
Debby won the Head of Household title and nominated Flint and London for eviction.
Flint won the immunity challenge which will give him safety in week 4 of the competition.
In the PoP Competition, Flint won the PoP and saved himself, while others like Leann, Debby and London were not so lucky. Debby named Leann as the replacement nominee.
Tonight, we see who will be the next evicted housemate, London or Leann?
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Leann: I don't understand, Mr Doubley. I'M nominated. Why do I have to cook tonight?
Doubley: *shrugs*
Leann: Everyone in this house hates me and I'm so nice to EVERYONE!
Doubley: Ooooooooh! *Reaches for the cookies*
Leann: Don't even think about it! You'll spoil the lovely food I'm slaving away to make.
Doubley: *sighs* Awww... *sniffs the cookies almost putting his face into the jar* Mmmmm!
Leann: Honestly, who does Debby think she is?! Nominating me?! Hmpf! She's just jealous that I'm pretty and she has nothing.
Doubley: *goes to grab another cookie again*
Leann: I said... DON'T TOUCH THEM!!!
Doubley: *covers his ears, scared of Leann* Ah!
Leann: Seriously... If anyone is going to vote me out tonight... They're gonna get this knife right where it's gonna hurt! I deserve this more than that British *****, London!
Doubley: *Finally manages to take a cookie and bite into it*
Leann: I said... DO!!! NOT!!! TOUCH!!!!
*Leann accidentally lets go of the knife*
Doubley: Ahhhhh! *ducks down just in time to miss the knife*
Leann: Oh my god!
Leann: Mr Doubley! I'm... I'm so sorry... I didn't... I didn't mean to let go! That was an accident!
Doubley: Tedddddyyyyyy! *runs out of the kitchen flailing his arms about*
Leann: Doubley!!! I'm sorry!!! I wasn't trying to hurt you! Please! Listen!
Leann: Wait... I'm.. S-Sorry... *tears fall from her eyes*... Ah! Oh no the pasta's on fire!
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London: Hmm... Interesting... Leann attacks Doubley with a knife. That's going to definitely get you votes straight out of this house! Muhaha!
London: Mr Doubley! I saw the whole thing! Are you okay?! I can't believe our good friend Leann would try and kill you like that on international television!
Doubley: T-T-Teddy!
Doubley: Blshetritothdeknian... *mumbles gibberish*
London: I know! We all trusted Leann and now she's threatening and resorting to such a heinous and evil task! Shame on her! She definitely needs to go out of this house! She may end up hurting you! She's coming for you, Mr Doubley!
*Mr Doubley faints*
(And dies in game o.O)
Angel: Mr Doubley! Is he okay?! What did you do London?!
London: Me? I didn't do anything! He just witnessed something scary and shocking and he fainted!
Flint: Come on, Doubley... London's face ain't that bad!
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Mr. Doubley: "TEDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*Mr. Doubley quietly faints out of fear*
*A knock on the door can be heard*
Leann: Mr Doubley? Are you okay? You know I didn't mean to do that! It was an accident... I'd never try and hurt you!... Mr Doubley?... Can you hear me?
Leann: Oh... He's... Asleep? I'll leave him in peace then.
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Angel: Ahhhhh... This is relaxing.
???: Helllooo...
Angel: Hello? Who's there?
???: That's... A... Secret.
Angel: Very funny Daphanie! I know it's you! I'm in the tub.
Angel: Daphanie? Are you listening?
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*knocking*
Gilbert: Hello? Anyone in here?
Angel: Ugh... Yes... Give me a minute!
Angel: Nice prank, Gilbert... You REALLY got me.
Gilbert: Prank? What prank... I really gotta use the restroom! Sorry!
Angel: Couldn't you have gone to the other one?
Gilbert: Nope... Both taken.
???: I seeeeee youuuu...
Angel: Gilbert. Stop being a pervert while you're peeing please.
Angel: Wait... Since when did you sound like a girl?
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Angel: Hello?! Who is this?
???: My name is Jess... Hehe!
Angel: Hello Jess. Where are you?
Jess: Here!
Gilbert: What the hell are you on about out there, Angel?!
Angel: Oh... Nothing Gilbert! Go back to peeing!
*toilet flushes*
Gilbert: I'm done... Whats going on out here?
Angel: I'm talking to someone... Sorry.
Gilbert: You do know that there isn't anyone else here right?
Angel: What are you talking about Jess is here too!
Gilbert: Have you lost it? No one is here. You're talking to the ghosts Angel.
Angel: Exactly.
Gilbert: What do you mean "exactly"?
Angel: Gilbert, meet Jess!... Jess say hello!
Jess: Hi Gilbert! I saw you and Leann doing naughty things... Hehe!
Angel: See?!... Wait what?
Gilbert: I don't hear anything... Are you okay?
Angel: So you can't hear her... Must be only my senses that can!
Gilbert: Apparently...
Angel: In that case... Jess! Who is the most untrustworthy of the two nominees?
Jess: That's easy... _____ because _____________________.
Gilbert: What did she say?!
Angel: Oh nothing.
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Debby: "Well, I suppose my reign as HOH is coming to an end... As they say, all good things must come to an end, right? Then I must wonder..... Why did my cancer end? Yes, I am a cancer survivor. I was diagnosed with stage 2 breast cancer by my Doctor, Dr. Malik, and he told me I had only a few months left to, and I quote, "live your pathetic life." My mother told me it was a gift from god, my cancer, because it would put me out of my misery. Maybe she was right. I mean, if that saying is true, then my cancer must have been a good thing for it to come to an end.... But then again..... All my relatives who had cancer died. To the best of my knowledge cancer doesn't just disappear.... Hm. Now that I think about, maybe I never had cancer? Perhaps Dr. Malik diagnosed me wrong. Or maybe it was just a prank? Come to think of it, my doctor is quite the jokester. He once told me I had a mild form of mental retardation.... and that I had a mutation that causes "ogre feet"..... and that I was infertile and could never have kids again.... And that I had symptoms for AIDS..... And recently, breast cancer.
Huh. Maybe I should get a new doctor."
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Manny: Well.. You're no longer HoH after today. How are you going to feel without your power?
Debby: I'm going to feel how I always feel... Depressed and empty and generally un-enthused with life and the world around me. All this power has gotten me... Excited. Like I got told the good news for once instead of the bad. I'm used to hearing bad news. Like the time I got told I have cancer, or the time they told me I wasn't fertile... Or like the time my sister died in that segway accident.
Daphanie: Oh my golly gosh! Yer a cancer patient! Debby I'm so sorry!
Manny: Debby, that's horrible! I think you need this money more than anyone... almost.
Daphanie: Is everything... Okay?
Debby: I'm fine. Turns out it was all fake... Except my sister dying part... And the infertile part... So most of it was true actually. I'll live though.
Daphanie: And above all ya have to sleep outside tonight... Do ya want my bed?! I'll switch places with you. I don't mind campin' outside!
Manny: I know what it's like to have to sleep outside when there are perfectly good beds around.
Daphanie: What in tarnation are you talkin' bout?
Manny: I've talked with you about this, Dee! My money... All of it... Nearly gone. I've done my tough times on the street.
Daphanie: Honestly, I'll take your spot outside. I don't want someone like you to have to deal with something as silly as that!
Debby: That's very kind of you Daphanie. But I've had my bed repossessed and my toilet stolen. I'm pretty used to it.
Manny: I feel you sister... All of it... Gone. *sighs depressingly*
Daphanie: Look... The both of you have some serious problems in your lives. Aunty Dee is here to help!
Daphanie: But first... How about we form a secret alliance... I'll help y'all get to the final 2 so that you both get the money that y'all deserve!
Manny: Yeah.. Sure. Sounds good!
Debby: It won't last... Nothing lasts. My last alliance sure didn't... Though that was my own fault.
Daphanie: Just don't let it happen again! I don't wanna be sent home!
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*Mr Doubley sniffles as he wipes tears from his eyes*
*Mr Doubley sighs loudly*
Flint: Doubley, my man! Why so glum chum?
Doubley: *lets out some sobbing*
Flint: Cmon! Whats up? Use those big boy words!
Mr Doubley: *sniffles and then gets up*
Flint: Fine! We'll do it your way!
Doubley: L-L-L...
Flint: Cmon. Spit it out already!
Doubley: *attempts to point but instead starts to sob*
Flint: London? Were you trying to say London? What did that cow do now?
Mr Doubley: *sobs louder* TEDDDDDYYYY!!!!
Flint: Uhh... There? There?
Angel: I could sense something was going on... What's happening?
Gilbert: We heard the sobbing and yells.
Flint: Somethings up with Doubley and I'm trying to reach out and help.
Gilbert: Since when do you try to help?
Flint: Piss off. I care!
Manny: What's gotten him so upset?
Debby: Life no doubt. He probably realised the depressing charade that we call living... Is a depressing charade.
Flint: I think London is behind all this. She's done something to him. Just like Harley did. Probably hurt Teddy or some-shit like that!
London: Oh please! Like I would do something so sinister and horrible to someone as sweet and innocent as Mr Doubley!
Flint: You would and you know it!
London: Ha! Look who's suddenly got morals!
Doubley: *lets out a huge gasp upon seeing something shocking (Leann walking down the stairs)*
Flint: Mr Doubley's loud gasp in my ear proves it! All fingers are pointed at you, London!
Angel: London! How could you?
Gilbert: I thought you were nice-ish!
London: I've done nothing wrong! You're all acting crazy! Leann did this! She threatened to kill Mr Doubley with a knife!
*Everyone stares menacingly at London*
London: Hmpf! Don't believe me do you?
Gilbert: No! Leann would never do that!
London: If you all like jumping to conclusions so much, why don't you just go jump off a bridge!
Flint: See she's threatening us! That's proof!
London: You would make a terrible attorney Flint! My dad could teach you a lesson!
Flint: Be sure to tell him I said "Hello" once you've left the house...
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*The Eviction Ceremony*
Doubley: *hides his face from Leann whilst facepalming at the events that happened earlier*
Julia: Welcome housemates to the third Eviction! Tonight... We know one thing for certain... A woman starting with L will be going home tonight!
Julia: Tonight, we have 6 people voting and it takes 4 or more votes to evict either Leann or London. Everyone else must vote except the nominees.
Julia: Debby. As the Head of House you will only be voting if there is a tie.
Before we begin voting... Leann? London... Care to say some words... Leann you go first.
Leann: Alright... Well as you know. I love you all, especially you Gilbert my cutie *blows kiss*. I hope you all vote for who you truly want to keep in this house, and I hope that person is me, you're favourite Fairy Floss Gal! Thanks! Love you all!
Julia: Thanks Leann... London?
London: Firstly, I would like to take the time to assure you that Leann is not who she seems... She's attacked our poor friend Mr Doubley with a knife and deserves to leave for her actions. I value each and every one of you and I believe that I am intelligent and trustworthy and worth keeping in this house to further you in the game. Thank you.
Julia: Thanks London.
Julia: It's time to cast your votes to evict.
Julia: Flint. Would you please head up to the Diary Room and cast your vote.
Flint: Certainly.
Flint: I know exactly who I'm voting for...
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Flint: I vote to evict _____ because I simply cannot bear them being here any more.
Daphanie: I vote to evict _____ because there can only be one winner at the end of the game...
Angel: I vote to evict _____ because I feel like she only want's tools to use in this house and there is something else in this house that helped me come to this decision.
Gilbert: I choose to evict _____ because I think she can be a threat to my win.
Mr. Doubley: "_____" *Mr. Doubley waves goodbye*
Manny: I vote to evict _____, because although it was a close decision and they are both strong players, I believe _____ has some sort of strategy that needs to be curtailed.
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Julia: Alright... The votes have been cast and one of you lovely ladies will be leaving the Zero Privacy house tonight.
Julia: By a unanimous vote... Of 6-0...
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LEANN
You have been evicted from the Zero Privacy house!
London: Why is the camera on me then?
All: WHAT?!
Leann: Ugh! This just isn't right! I'm the nice one! I'm the popular one! I though you all loved me! This is like, so unfair!
Gilbert: Don't worry my candy girl! I'll come find you after the show! Or I'll find a way for you to be smuggled back in!
Leann: Ew! Stay away from you creep! You voted me out! We're done!
Leann: I hate you all! I hope NONE of you win the million!
Daphanie: I didn't even vote her out!
Angel: Nor did I...?
Manny: Did anyone here vote her to go?
London: What are you talking about?!
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Leann: *cries* Just... Just give me a minute! I'm so hurt right now... And betrayed!
Julia: There there... This happens on the show. You are out of the game now. No more worrying about votes or alliances.
Julia: Wait... Hold on... *checks earpiece and palm cards*... Oh my god. Are you serious? Alright... I'll break the news.
Julia: Leann... I'm sorry to have to tell you this... You were NOT evicted from the Zero Privacy house... All of the votes were towards London. There was a miscommunication and you should NOT have left the house.
Leann: Are you kidding me?! Everyone loved me! I can't believe you've done this! I could have won!
Leann: Let me back in! RIGHT NOW! Send that ***** out instead!
Julia: I'm sorry to have to tell you this. But since you were a nominee and have left the doors of the house and your name has officially been said to have been evicted with no twist of returning to the house. My producers have told me you are NOT allowed back into the game.
Leann: ARE... YOU... KIDDING ME?!
Julia: For compensation we have some goodbye messages... Here lets watch!
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Flint: Leann, Leann, Leann. I don't know what you are going to do now you are separated from Gilbert, mwahahahah. Bye bye candy floss! I'll take the prize money now.
Daphanie: Bye sweetpea! I sure am going to miss you and your pink hair miss ma’am!! LOVE YA girl!
Manny: It's a shame to see you go, Leann. It was always great to have you around the house, and I wish you all the best for the future!
Gilbert: Oh my goodness I cannot believe this is really happening. *weeps* Why does it have to be you, my pumpkin dear? But I guess we'll have to be apart...for now! I promise that we'll definitely be together forever once this comp is finished.
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Julia: Any final thoughts on the game and leaving?
Leann: "Why must I say goodbye... I'm not leaving the house... Gilbert will hide me in his closet..."
Julia: I'm sorry but there is no way of getting back inside. You're officially evicted. I can't change the rules or make than any clearer!
Leann: Fine... Be expecting a lawsuit from my lawyers... That I will find ASAP!
Julia: We're sorry Leann.
Leann: Whatever. I'm gone!
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Julia: Housemates. I see I have some rather awkward explaining to do after this horrific occurrence.
Flint: Damn right!
Julia: As you may have figured out, there was a miscommunication and Leann was evicted despite receiving no votes to evict. She will NOT be allowed back into the house.
Julia: London was supposed to be evicted on a unanimous vote... However, since she is not she will instead be penalised next HoH. Since she already holds a penalty... She will be doubley-
Doubley: Wha?!
Julia: Nevermind. She will be penalised twice. Since she has received such a penalty and a unanimous vote to evict. Our producers have decreed that she will NOT be competing in the next HoH competition.
London: Great! Hmpf! Send me out right now why don't you!
Julia: That is all housemates. We are sorry and it was unavoidable. I hope you have a good night.
Debby: I sure won't... Never have, never will... I have to live outside, remember?
Julia: That is correct! All penalties and prizes are now in use!
Debby: I guess this is my new bed. It's not the worst thing I've slept on. It's among the worst 3 though. Plus all the bottoms that have touched this couch will surely give me some sort of rash or disease... Or it will just add onto my existing ones.
Debby: It's still more comfy than the have not room... *sighs* Goodnight.
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Daphanie: I can’t wait for this next HoH FINALLY I can play another challenge!!!! *giggles*
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Stay tuned, as next episode, we see how the house reacts to Leann's surprise leaving and London's saving grace. We also see who will be crowned the next Head of Household and who their nominees for the week will be!
It's all coming up on...
ZERO PRIVACY!
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A Few Clarification Things
As you may all have seen... Leann was evicted and not London.
Alleen has chosen to withdraw from the show and thus Leann had to be "evicted". It's really sad to see because Alleen is such an amazing person and such a reliable player, plus Leann was very much a part of the ZP story. But Alleen has made her decision and I will respect that and miss her a lot ;_; <3
Since Leann was a nominee, I thought it would be unfair of me to eliminate both nominees. However, since London DID receive a unanimous vote to evict but was not evicted. She will be penalised... Since London already has a penalty for the next HoH. Tiger/London will NOT be allowed to play in the next HoH.
It was a horrible case of unanimous vote versus quitting. I was torn and asked people for ideas... This seemed like a fair solution.
I hope everyone understands.
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Contestants:
Angel Lunafest - Ninjakid150
Daphanie Eads - Penguinwa101
Debby Gloomington - Turner
Flint Mercer - KingSmarties
Gilbert Castillo - ChocoCub
Harley Grey - Dje2001
Kelly Olivera - Amazingamphy
Leann McCoy - Alleenmens
London Howard - Tigerblu11
Manny Rojas - Leoin202
Mr Doubley - M13Vulpecula
