Episode 3
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Previously on Zero Privacy,
11 housemates entered the Zero Privacy house!
Mr Doubley won the first Head of Household title and nominated Kelly and Harley for eviction.
Kelly won the immunity challenge which will give her safety in week 2 of the competition.
Tonight, we see who will win the coveted PoP and if either of the nominees will be replaced.
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Kelly: "What the hell!? Why would Mr. Doubley put me up for elimination? Is that what he calls an "alliance"? ...Actually, I can see why he'd think that's what I said. Well, I guess I have to win this PoP or hope my next challenge isn't a Bachelor's degree..."
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*Mr Doubley watches what appears to be a kids movie*
Kelly: Hey Mr D! How's it going?
Doubley: Good.
Kelly: Can I... Uh... Talk to you about some stuff?
Doubley: *nods*
Kelly: Uh... So like... Why did I get put up for eviction?
Doubley: Immunity... *shrugs*
Kelly: Oh yeah. That makes sense... I just thought we would be good friends. I though everyone and I would be friends... Like... I just really wanted to be here to have a fun time with everyone.
Kelly: How about we work together instead. We can have heaps of fun times together! We could be a great alliance... I mean we're both winners and we're both totally AWESOME!... So like, truce?
Doubley: *nods*
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Manny: "So, this is the Diary Room, eh? Pretty snazzy chair! The designers did a good job on this room, I must say. But I’m rambling, apologies.
Anyway, so far it’s turned out to be greatly enjoyable – although I could have done with some challenges that played up to my strengths more, ha! Ah well, I suppose someone’s got to come bottom, and at least I haven’t been nominated!
I shan’t comment on any of the people I’ve met so far specifically, in case any friends or relatives are watching – wouldn’t want to be offensive! Overall, though, they’re a... rather odd bunch, but I think we could get along!
Anyway, off to my new room! I must admit it’s less comfortable than the blue room, but there’s something rather appealing about the industrial decor, actually. I shall take my leave – see you later!"
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Flint: *sigh* Finally... Some goddamn peace! Its about time. All those loud yapping idiots... I'm gonna nap I think.
Manny: Flint! HEY! I was wondering where you went to!
Flint: *sighs* Yup... Here I am. Surprise.
Manny: Enjoying the have not room I see?
Flint: Do I look like I'm enjoying this hole? It's not exactly the most comfortable spot.
Manny: I'm liking the industrial look to be honest.
Flint: At least it's nice and quiet. Except for the echoes.
Manny: Well I wanted to talk to you.
Flint: Yeah?
Manny: I was just thinking... Knowing my skills in the challenges. I think I'll need a partner in crime, in a sense.
Flint: So... You want an alliance?
Manny: Yeah. And I think you've got the skills to help us both out. Get us to the finale, you know?
Flint: Right. I get what you're saying... Well I'll consider it.
Manny: Cool cool. Just keep it between us. It'd work better that way!
Flint: Right. Well for now consider it a maybe... I'm gonna go get some food.
Manny: Cool. Just remember we can only eat the Have Not Foods!
Flint: Believe me. I remember.
Daphanie: HI FLINT!!!
Flint: Hello Dee.
Daphanie: Can I talk to you about something?
Flint: Uh... Can it wait?
Daphanie: Why yes it can! *leaves*
Flint: ...
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Flint: "These guys in here are annoying me like hell, is it much to ask for a bit of peace and quiet while I had my morning tea, obviously it is too much to ask. Ugh. I can't wait til' this first eviction, once someone goes they'll all go... and then I'll be left to win this game, hahahahaha. Seriously, though, how can anyone else in this house be considered competition? This game is mine for the taking... and boy am I going to take it all!"
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Gilbert: *hums in the shower*... Hey! You guys don't need to put this in the episode.
Daphanie: Hey y'all! How's everything in here?!
London: Everything is going good. Just cleaning up myself.
Leann: Do you think I've lost weight? I feel like I look slimmer.
London: It might just be the mirror. But you do look great today.
Leann: Today?! What do you mean today? I look great all the time don't I?
London: Sure. I just meant... You know what. Nevermind.
Leann: Okie dokie. Apology accepted.
Gilbert: I think you look great every day!
Leann: Oh... Why thank you.
Daphanie: Guys... I had an idea!
London: Oh god.
Daphanie: No no! Listen y'all!
Daphanie: How about the four of us. Create a mega alliance!
Gilbert: Us four? What if we make it five of us. That way we have half the house.
Leann: Don't you think four might be enough?
London: It sounds like a good plan. We have a diverse set of skills and personalities between the four of us. It would be intelligent for us to all work together as a team.
Daphanie: Yeah! Exactly what I thought!
London: I would be the brains. Obviously... Gilbert can be the brawn. Daphanie can be the conversationalist... Leann you can be the... Hm.
Leann: And I'll be the...?
Daphanie: Our pink mascot?!
Gilbert: Sounds sweet. We just need a wicked name and we're set!
Daphanie: The Camera-men!
London: ...And women! "Camera-People".
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Daphanie: "Ever since the immunity challenge I've been extremely tentative to details and to everyone in the house, I just feel something is going to happen, like this looming thing is going to happen in the house. Kinda like that rumor about a passenger on the Titanic having a dream of the ship sinking... oh that happened ya'll... you go Google it! "
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Angel: Hey Debby. Why is it that you seem so upset all the time?
Debby: I have no idea what you mean. Does the lack of happiness and joy make me seem upset?
Angel: Uh... Sure?... You just seem down all the time. Do you mind if I read your aura or see if I can sense why?
Debby: Sure.What do I have to lose... Don't answer that.
Angel: Well... I'm sensing that you've had a troubled past... And that you're depressed, skeptical and paranoid. You're definitely a Debbie Downer like you say.
Debby: Well... You got me. My name isn't Debby for no reason.
Angel: Well... I AM also sensing a shred, a teeny-tiny shred of hope and joy in you.
Debby: No you're not. Any shred of hope is overrun by the despair I'm consumed by. Hope is useless waste of time when you know the true realities of the world.
Angel: Well... I beg to differ. I'm not wrong with these sorts of things.
Angel: Hey Harley. How about you?
Harley: Hmpf. Do I look like I want some of your sissy mind reading shit?... I'm eating. You know what? Humour me.
Angel: Well... I'm sensing a strong bitter feeling and a strong lust for attention and compassion. Were you held enough as a child?
Harley: Do I look like I need someone to hold me?! Do I look like a fucking baby to you?
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Harley: "Well, shit, I'm on the fucking block. But y'know what the hell did I expect? I have the worst damn luck in the world, it's not like it's magically gonna get better thanks to this stupid game.. Whatever, might as well try acting somewhat pleasant to get some people to vote for me. Hopefully I don't fuck up this competition..."
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Debby: "I'm not really sure what the point in coming in here is, but I see everyone else doing it so I said, 'Hey, why not me?'.... even though I'm not a particularly interesting person... and I don't have much going for me in the game.... So I'm not sure I have anything of value to say...... Well, actually, ever since they found mad cow disease in the US, I'm not taking any chances..... It can live in your body for years, before it ravages your brain.... Hate to be a Debbie Downer, but thought everyone watching should know."
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Harley: Whatever. I'm going to go talk to that Doubley. Gonna tear him a new one for putting me on the bloody block.
Harley: Move it Gramps.
Flint: Piss off.
Daphanie: What was this movie again Mr Doubley?
Doubley: *shrugs*
Harley: Oi! Head of Hellhole. I have some things I'd like to say to you.
Leann: Uh Dee... I think we should go, like, over there.
Daphanie: But I wanna hear what he has to say! It might be important... Go ahead Harley.
Harley: Get lost girls this isn't about you.
Harley: Firstly-...
Julia: Everyone to the Lounge for the PoP choices!
Doubley: Phew!
Harley: Hey! I was gonna apologise and ask you to save me.
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Julia: Everyone to the Lounge for the PoP choices!
London: Checkmate. Good game Kelly.
Kelly: What?! How are you so good at this?
London: I'm just smart like that. You're not too bad yourself.
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Julia: Everyone to the Lounge for the PoP choices!
Flint: For fucks sake! I just want a bloody snack... Is that too hard to NOT interrupt?!
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Julia: Hello housemates!
All: Hey Julia!
Julia: Welcome to the first PoP competition. Six of you will be playing including...
Julia: The Head of House, Mr Doubley...
Doubley: Yes!
Julia: Our two nominees Kelly and Harley, who will get a chance to save themselves.
Plus three housemates by random draw...
Julia: Flint!
Julia: Leann!
Julia: And Debby.
Debby: Oh Yay.
Julia: Housemates head to the competition arena for the endurance PoP challenge!
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Julia: For this challenge, the six housemates must continuously run on these treadmills for as long they can. Once they stop they are eliminated.
Julia: The last housemate left running will win the Power of Plumbob!
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Julia: Alright Housemates... Get ready... Get set...
Julia: GO!
Time Elapsed: 1 second.
Debby: Yeah. I'm definitely not gonna try with this one. Treadmills injure 175 people a week.
Debby: Yep... I'm definitely out. I'm not going to risk injury on a death machine like a treadmill!
Debby: I am not going to be one of those 175 people injured. Not today.
(Debby - 6th - 0:00:00:02)
Julia: Debby you have been eliminated.
Time Elapsed: 17 seconds.
Flint: Ah crap! Injury... Fuck! Should have stretched beforehand.
Flint: I blame you for this Debby!
(Flint - 5th - 00:00:00:20)
Julia: Sorry Flint. You have been eliminated.
Flint: I could have done better!
Time Elapsed: 38 seconds.
Kelly: I don't know about you guys... But I think I'll be able to last AT LEAST a minute!
Leann: I'll be able to last AT LEAST two minutes at this rate.
Kelly: Hehe. Are you sure? That's pushing it a little bit.
Time Elapsed: 2 minutes 59 seconds.
Harley: Oi... What are you looking at?
Doubley: ...
Harley: Pfft. Keep day dreaming loudmouth and look in the other direction. You're interrupting my efforts.
Time Elapsed: 3 minutes 11 seconds.
Harley: *losses footing* Woah! The hell! Do you have like magic powers Doubley?!
Doubley: Hehe. YES!
Harley: *stumbles* I'm still... *stumbles again*... In this!
Harley: Ah! Crappy challenge.
(Harley - 4th - 0:00:03:46)
Julia: Harley. You have been eliminated.
Harley: I know... I'm participating. Idiot.
Julia: Don't call me that Harley. You underestimate my power here.
Time Elapsed: 4 minutes 21 seconds.
Kelly: Yeah! Go my twin! You tell him!
Leann: How are you going Mr Doubley?
Doubley: For Teddy!!
Leann: Is that a good?
Doubley: *nods*
Time Elapsed: 6 minutes 8 seconds.
Kelly: Hehe. I just realised. You remind me of-... *falls* Woah!
Kelly: Oh no! I really wanted to win this!... I should have stayed more focused.
(Kelly - 3rd - 0:00:06:18)
Julia: Kelly. You have been eliminated.
Kelly: I tried my best. I guess.
Time Elapsed: 1 hour 2 minutes 53 seconds.
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Leann: This is getting so repetitive don't you think? Running like this in the empty room? Nothing pretty to look at... Well... You have me I guess. But what do I look at?!
Doubley: *shrugs and points at the statue*
Time Elapsed: 1 hour 10 minutes 9 seconds.
Leann: Do you want another win? I don't really want any power this week.... Hello? Are you gonna answer me?... Doubley? Hello?!
Leann: Whatever. Just have it... Congratulations Mr Doubley!
(Leann - 2nd - 0:01:11:25 )
Julia: Leann. You have been eliminated which means...
Julia: Mr Doubley is the winner of the Power of Plumbob!
Doubley: YES! Win for Teddy!
(Doubley - Winner - 0:02:03:32)
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Julia: Congratulations to Mr Doubley, the PoP holder for this week!
Mr Doubley. Would you like to use the power of veto? If so on who?
*Mr Doubley shakes his head heavily*
Julia: So that is a no? You do not want to you use the PoP?
*Mr Doubley nods*
Julia: It is settled then... The final nominees for the week are still Kelly and Harley. Thank you Housemates.
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Harley: Fuck... Honestly. If it weren't for Mr Doubley. I'd probably be winning this game. I guess I gotta try and be nice to win the votes... But it's so hard when this place is so shitty and everyone is so annoying.
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Kelly: Well... I'm still up on the block. I don't understand Mr Doubley. I thought we were allies... Or at least friends. I don't get his strange personality. I just hope he isn't after me!
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Julia: Stay tuned to Zero Privacy, as we see how the votes fall for Kelly and Harley.
Which alliances will form?
How will votes be cast?
Who will become the first person evicted from the house?
It's all coming up on...
ZERO PRIVACY!
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Contestants:
Angel Lunafest - Ninjakid150
Daphanie Eads - Penguinwa101
Debby Gloomington - Turner
Flint Mercer - KingSmarties
Gilbert Castillo - ChocoCub
Harley Grey - Dje2001
Kelly Olivera - Amazingamphy
Leann McCoy - Alleenmens
London Howard - Tigerblu11
Manny Rojas - Leoin202
Mr Doubley - M13Vulpecula
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